IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

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[legalteammom]

[Are you sure you want to be talking to her]

There you are!

[illegalteendad]

Oh, hey Crys! How's it going?

[whats up gurl]

[littletightdress]

[Oooh, beach. It's not sanctioned by Rockets but, well, who is she to deny herself the pleasures of a little fake sun and sea?

So Blue will actually just sweep past him, fixing a pair of sunglasses seemingly pulled from nowhere. Where did she get that black two piece? That towel??

She's always prepared!]

[illegalteendad]

[...

whoa whoa NO he's gonna move to block her path]

You got your own watering hole, this is good guys only.

[but there is no denying he's checking her out]

[subharmonics]

[There's a lot of things Lily likes.

Pizza and beaches are two of those things.]

What kind of pizza? And more importantly, are there drinks? [She'll probably go in anyway regardless of the answer to either of those, though.]

[illegalteendad]

Uh... Any kind of pizza you want! And sure, I could get some drinks too. I know a place.

[it's a Rocket Base but hey! details]

[oceanheiress]

[Without hesitation,] Yes. [Bandages? Who cares. Pizza? Who cares? Beach. And if you let her she will walk right by and start shedding parts of her Aqua uniform because beach.]

[(... and because she's kept a sporty swimsuit on underneath. She's not an exhibitionist.)]

[illegalteendad]

[oh he'll let her on by hell-lo-lo-lo cute girl

he likes a girl who strips]

Aw, what a sporty thing you're wearing. Wouldn't you like something a little more freeing? [he's a perv]

[semiductile]

[The princess Your Silver is in another castle biome. But for now, here's a consolation prize with better fashion sense. That dumb outfit just isn't practical.

Of course, he doesn't notice the beach first, or the pizza, or anything Gold's saying. No, he notices the bandages.]

What happened to you? [For someone concerned, he asks it pretty calmly and casually.]

[illegalteendad]

I fell into a few knives. What the hell happened to you? Did you trade sleep for a better outfit?

[he knows it's ppprobably not his silver

actually definitely not that guy would probably be fussing more

but silver is silver and this one is pretty rocket too so]

[littletightdress]

[Oh, shit, is that (a) Silver she sees?

One Blue in a swim suit coming at you! She's glad to see him, although being out of costume is ... and that uniform, anyway ... at least he's a Rocket. Maybe not the one she's entirely familiar with, but!]

Silver!

[crashintohello]

[To be a man, you have to dress like one. Especially at the beach.

He's been here, Gold; he's been here. Just in one of the dressing rooms. Why? Because he was getting ready -- dressing like a true man, one his dad would be proud of...

He steps out and beams at the sun which beams at him in his speedo.]

[illegalteendad]

[and gold instantly recoils because what is that on his beach

callin you from the door dude]

Hey, you! Bananaboy!

[unwillinghero]

[When you're done with Gold and inevitably looking for him, Barry, Lucas will be chilling by the sea, glass of lemonade in hand and blinding everyone with his pale skin as it shines in the sunlight.

Ah, yes.

The life of God is great.]

[latiasrider]

[...Why is there a beach in a building?

Ah well, beaches are cool, and Pichu really wants to go check it out. So to the beach they go! Fresh air, ahhh! ....Is it fresh air, even?

...

Maybe fresh air!]

[illegalteendad]

[he

loves the beach so much

babes are everywhere]

Hey there hottie.

[deserthobo]

[When Dimitri entered the biome, he was very excited to see the dunes surrounding the beach.




But then he got to the beach and realized that this was an ocean biome, not a desert biome.]

Ah. The sea... [......... it's so big, even though they're inside of a building...]

[illegalteendad]

[more girls!!!! oh man]

Yeah, the sea. Want to take a dip with me?

[legendchaser]

[Sorry, Gold, Kris isn't here for the pizza or for swimming. She will be staying completely clothed for the duration of her visit, because she is here to observe a Pokemon that should be extinct sneak slowly up on some sassy Krabby.]

Hmhmhm. So the hypothesis on its predatory behavior was correct... [You know what time it is? Note-taking time!]

[illegalteendad]

[babe number two and she's--

exactly like his crys

ugh man

okay he's gonna do it he'll talk to the hot older lady]

Why don't you take a break? The water's nicer than this hot sand.

[savedover]

[Swimming? Beach parties? Eating pizza?]

Absolutely not. I don't have time for that-- and pizza is disgusting. Go bother someone else.

[tidaldrum]

[You're breaking his heart.]

You don't like pizza?

[It's your favorite person!]

[shoujospirit]

Swimming and pizza?! [Kotone's eyes light up.] Yes! Definitely! I can break in my super-cute new swimsuit!

[illegalteendad]

[but she

looks flat......]

Well, who am I to turn down a kid. Go on in! There's a shack over that way [wave wave] that's pretty much a one person dressing thing.

[aintseennothin]

[Doop dee doop dee doop. Yellow's grateful for her adorable "good guy" counterpart running around - it gives her the chance to come into the beach! She saw Blue heading in, so she prepped herself, too.

Hopping along with her is Chuchu with a cute new hawaiian beach flower on her head, and Yellow's got big pink ribbons in her hair. She's got a nice big straw hat somewhat like her "good" self, and she's wearing a cute two-piece yellow swimsuit. She's got a cute transparent pink beach bag with sunscreen, a towel, sunglasses, a couple of sporty water bottles, and extra sandals in... no Team Rocket symbols anywhere, no needles, nothing.

She can totally meander onto the beach!]

You have vegetarian pizza, right?

[illegalteendad]

[... yeah, all this cute stuff means it can't be the ruthless chick he knows

even if his mind's telling him no his heart is saying go]

Yeah, sure. I can get some soda too if you want-- or water. Whatever you'd like.

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

[He's already drenched (somehow he was deposited into the simulated ocean; dem' forged waivers.) but he does still blink and appears to consider the swimming offer.]

...Do those offers come with a complementary towel?

[illegalteendad]

[IT'S YOU]

Hey, it's the kid who screwed over his region! How's it going champ?

[he will toss him a towel though]

[forprofit]

[Pretty sure he was chasing someone in either a Rocket uniform or someone with red hair and landing at the beach was not part of that plan. There seem to be other Rockets all around here, but they're not legit until he says so. Hopefully they'll catch onto how this works soon enough.]

[illegalmarriage]

[Excuse you you're not the one who gives orders around here

(you're also not the one that gets sunburn

or wears dumb capes)]