IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[aintseennothin]

There's a beach! Your husband's the one guarding it, but he's being gross, putting his hands all over girls' bodies.

[illegalmarriage]

[>Beach
>Gold]

I'll pass. [Nope nope nope this office sure is comfy-]

[aintseennothin]

You sure? I saw him putting his paws all over Blue, after all...

[illegalmarriage]

[...He was what-

Well that gets him to change his tune immediately. He's heading up and out.]

[aintseennothin]

[ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN.


She'll run into him once he calms down from the punchfest. She's all dressed cutely, and Gold ended up putting sunscreen on her, too, blech. But eventually she'll find her way over to Silver.]

You forgot your swimsuit!

[illegalmarriage]

[Huh? A swimsuit? Yellow, why are you-]

[illegalmarriage]

[No no no never mind that.]

We have a problem.

[aintseennothin]

Eww.

[Problems on the beach? EUGH]

What's up?

[illegalmarriage]

You met that Gold proclaiming to be the heir, didn't you? [Walking and talking. He keeps quiet and keeps a distance from everyone else at the beach.]

[aintseennothin]

Yeah? Want me to handle it?

[illegalmarriage]

The exact opposite. I'm handling it myself.

[Sure, he looks calm, but the anger is flooding in. This isn't about some soft spot. This is about vengeance.]

[aintseennothin]

That's dumb! You're gonna get yourself cut up just as bad. My way, he doesn't even wake up.

[illegalmarriage]

No I won't. I can take care of him just fine.

[aintseennothin]

I told him I was the heir.

[Head on the chopping block, once again!]

[illegalmarriage]

...You what?

[aintseennothin]

So he's my business. Don't worry about it.

[illegalmarriage]

Of course I'm gonna worry about it! [Now more than ever. Yellow-]

I'm not a little kid. You don't have to put yourself in harm's way like that. [Not for him, not for anyone.] Why would you do that?

[aintseennothin]

Family first, Silver. It's a risk I've always taken.

[She smiles, elbowing him.]

Hasn't kicked me in the ass yet, either!

[illegalmarriage]

[He scowls; just like that, he knows that Yellow won't change her mind. It's pointless. Deep down, some part of him wants to argue and protest until he's blue in the face, but throwing a tantrum over it isn't going to change anything to his favor.

He looks at her for a moment longer before walking away. He just wants to go back to his office- the one at home that isn't full of these weird conflicts and problems he doesn't have an easy answer to.]

[aintseennothin]

You're not gonna relax? C'moooon, there's all these old guys coming in, I can't swat them all away from Blue by myself.

[illegalmarriage]

Blue can take care of herself.

[aintseennothin]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I see. It wasn't that Blue was getting sunscreen rubbed all over her, it was that Gold was touching someone that wasn't you.

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[illegalmarriage]

[illegalmarriage]

[aintseennothin]

Weeeeell, since you're not coming along, I guess this is all I'll have to chat with Blue about...

[YELLOW YOU ARE THE WORST]