IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[legalteammom]

[Ten feet--

Gold!!]

That's too close!

[illegalteendad]

It's too far!

[he'll get closer and feel around the sand with his foot--]

Ow, crud, get it off!

[krabby no likey u bro]

[legalteammom]

[No, shhh. Shhhh. Let her savor the moment...

Okay she'll help. She will just ease the krabby off and let it go. Good boy.]

It's your fault for disrupting its sleep. How would you like it if someone's smelly foot stuck itself in your face?

[illegalteendad]

It's happened.

[granted it was a kick to his face by silver

but still

he sits down to inspect where the pincers were with a frown]

Thanks for getting it off so fast. Alright, let's comb the area for more so no one else gets hurt.

[legalteammom]

No.

[Gold.]

We're going to make a sandcastle, and then you're going to help me mark down which species live here.

[illegalteendad]

Just this part, then!

[gesturing to the area they're gonna build in]

[legalteammom]

[You're hopeless. All of this for... what? This isn't going to help anyone.

But she'll sit next to him, digging her toes into the sand. It feels nice.]

Krabby might chiefly live in water, but they still need air. That's why they come up to the beach. So -- they make little homes in the sand, like the one you wrecked. Their entrances usually start out big, but get washed into smaller sizes when the water washes over them.

[Glancing... there. She points to one.]

See? Like that. So all we have to do is look for those holes, and make sure to gently get the krabby to move.

[illegalteendad]

[it's to relax, crys

he's had a rough time with a number of things here

it's nice to have time with your best friend]

Huh. Okay, so we'll keep an eye out for those and build around them.

[no need to relocate them if they're chilling]

[legalteammom]

[Don't pull the best friend card out on me young man that doesn't work every time except it does]

You wouldn't mind having them in our castle?

[illegalteendad]

No way! They'll be the subjects. Besides, they're sleepin'. It'd be bad to disturb them more.

[mostly because he doesn't fancy getting pinched again]

[legalteammom]

[He probably just doesn't want to get pinched again.]

When has that ever stopped you. [...Not the time --!] Let's get to work, I guess?

[illegalteendad]

[he definitely does not want to get pinched again]

Alright! Watch and learn.

[do do do

building a wall

yup that's a wall not

an attempted tower or anything



shit]

[legalteammom]

[he's

he's not very good at this is he --]

Don't walls move horizontally, not vertically?

[illegalteendad]

I'm building it up!

[legalteammom]

They're also rectangular, not circular.

[She's just gonna

go over here and start on her own. Carefully, carefully. Her walls are totally walls, just as they're meant to be.]

[illegalteendad]

[huff

he's building it up

you try and make a rectangular shape with wet sand

geez ////]

[legalteammom]

[what is she doing???

why it's

making rectangles!!!!!!!!!!!]

[illegalteendad]

[the sides droop annoyingly



watch you to see how it's done and making some on his side]

[legalteammom]

[how is the girl who's never done this before be better than you

gold pls]

[illegalteendad]

[IT'S EASIER WITH MUD]

We'll join them in the middle.

[legalteammom]

Sounds good to me. And then we can do towers... Or I can handle those, while you find things to put on our walls?

[crys loves you gold but

it's obvious you're just not cut out for domestic stuff building with sand.]

[illegalteendad]

[standing up!!]

I'll find things, since you seem to be doing pretty good for a first timer. Got any preference?

[legalteammom]

Sturdy stuff, I guess? Anything's fine though.

[illegalteendad]

Driftwood and shells! Maybe some Corsola.

[he'll count them on the way]

[legalteammom]

We're not using corsola for wall decoration.