IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

[YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU]

Really? I would've thought you were here to ruin the beach party, or try to dig out the beach and fill the ocean with sand- something dumb like that.

[accidentalruenn]

[YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU]

That's downright impossible, ya nitwit! Especially without Groudon's help!

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

[YoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOUuUuUuUu]

Well I knew that! But your team seems crazy enough to try it anyway because all that fire might've fried your brains!

[accidentalruenn]

[YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu]

Well, excuse me for thinkin' yer dumb brain might've been replaced by a bunch of seaweed, since ya always seem like ya got water in those ears of yers!

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

[yooooooooUUUUUUUUUUUUU]

Our bodies are 70% water, if I didn't have water in my ears I'd be dead! Yet another reason why expanding the sea is more important than expanding land.

[accidentalruenn]

[YOuUouoUOUouoUOuoououUOUououuo]

And people live on the land, not in the sea, so that's why expandin' the land's more important than your dumb ocean!

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

[Wow gosh stop imitating me Sapphire. What do you have, rocks in your head?]

There's plenty of land for people already; rising the sea would be more beneficial. Even this artificial coast enhances the beauty of this place even if it isn't the real thing, and that's a small margin of what the sea can do.

[accidentalruenn]

Yeah, but knowin' you Aquas you'll let it get outta hand and everyone'll drown in it.

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

I beg to differ! You really think we'd bring back Kyogre without a plan first? We're an organized team- unlike you Magmas.

[accidentalruenn]

Just cos we let ourselves have freedom with our plans doesn't make us a complete mess! Unlike ya, I mean, cos yer all messed up in the head if ya think anyone'd want more water around the world!

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

I'm sure I won't be hearing that from you during the next drought; you and I both know this region gets disgustingly hot. A good portion of this place is a desert already.

[accidentalruenn]

Ya really think this place is in Hoenn, dummy? Anyway, rain's different than ocean and stuff. Rain helps the plants grow.

[That's pretty much all water's good for yep!!]

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

Well there's no proof that it isn't a part of Hoenn, and I didn't think you planned to stay that long. I'm going to find a way out of here as soon as I can.

And anyway... Magma, let me tell you a secret: Part of the rain cycle comes from the ocean

[Nope. Brb looking smug.]

[accidentalruenn]

We'll just make it inta a big ol' lake instead of a big dumb ocean.

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

[Dismissive handwave. Pssh PSSH he says!]

There's already a shortage of water. We don't need to make it worse, thanks.

Hmm... Tell you what: I'll see if I can arrange for you to have your own private island once we complete our goals.

[accidentalruenn]

That's downright sweet of ya! [For, you know, a sea-sucking mollusk.] Too bad I'd die before I let ya and yer dumb team win.