IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[legalteammom]

What?

[illegalteendad]

Nothin'. There's some starfish in there too if you wanna take a look.

[legalteammom]

You're so weird sometimes. Honestly.

[But she'll check it out. Hmmm. They'd look... so tacky.... but the star's kind of her motif...

She'll put them on the two towers she made. This isn't going to look stupid at all yes it is]

[illegalteendad]

[he snorts at where she puts them, but motions to the third tower that's done]

Go ahead and stick one on there too. I'll be done in a second and dig out the moat.

[legalteammom]

What do we need a moat for?

[she's complying though. do do do...]

[illegalteendad]

To keep out high tide, duh.

[legalteammom]

We're not going to come back here tomorrow, Gold.

[maybe]

It won't matter.

[illegalteendad]

[maybe]

Don't you want to preserve it for the next beach goers tomorrow? They might see and think it's impressive.

[legalteammom]

What if the biome resets every day?

[illegalteendad]

... That's stupid, Crys, why would it do that? To do all this work and for nothing... Man.

[legalteammom]

Don't be so down about it, Gold. At least it's fun.


[shouldn't this be switched somehow ??]

[illegalteendad]

[yeah this is weird]

For now! I was hopin' it'd stick around. [blurb blurb blurb

whatever fourth tower done he's standing up and stretching]

Want to do somethin' else then?

[legalteammom]

[Fourth tower gets a starfish too then! It......

looks like the tackiest sandcastle ever, but hey.]

Like what?

[illegalteendad]

Somethin' a little more... permanent.

[legalteammom]

[..................]

Like what?

[illegalteendad]

[shrug!]

I thought you would've had a good idea.

[legalteammom]

You made it sound like you did.

[illegalteendad]

There's not a ton to do at the beach that's permanent. Let's take sand and build something outside in the hallway.

[legalteammom]

Review what you just said and tell me what's wrong with it.

[illegalteendad]

I don't see you comin' up with a better plan.

[legalteammom]

You could always help me record the pokémon that live in... Oh, never mind, the imaginary sun is setting anyway. My Pokégear doesn't say it's that late though... I guess each biome has its own clock. [Hmmm.]

[illegalteendad]

Huh. That's pretty cool. [...] Oh, hey, guess what I found when I was walkin' on the beach, saving Chinchou and Staryu.

[legalteammom]

[Does she want to know.]

What?

[illegalteendad]

A bottle.

[see look]

[legalteammom]

[...and??]