[villainspe] AUsome (
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poketesting2013-05-19 01:20 pm
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IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP
[the beach
babes
bathing suits
ocean
sun and sand
these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max
except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]
Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.
[yes he is talking to you
whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE
there may or may not actually be pizza insideplease threadjack and mingle people]
babes
bathing suits
ocean
sun and sand
these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max
except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]
Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.
[yes he is talking to you
whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE
there may or may not actually be pizza inside
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You're definitely the same as always, just older looking.
[and if you're anything like his crys he's not gonna "disturb the process" because that'll get him a swift kick]
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It's like all those nature documentaries on PokePlanet where you're not sure who you should be rooting for: the hunter, or the prey...]
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well he's rooting for the big guy anyway there's no way the krabby's surviving it it just isn't strong enough]
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Oh. May I help you...?
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Why don't you lay off the research and lay on the beach? Relax. Sun.
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Yeah, whatever. Are you done with your research stuff, Busybody?
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Oh... for the moment, I suppose...
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[gold you don't even know how to surf do you
also bandages
c'mon dude]
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[Sea water probably isn't good for your bandages, mister...]
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[it really isn't good for his bandages]
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[Oh no, Gold. You have encountered the dreaded...
SCIENTIFIC BLAH BLAH BLAH]
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oh nooooo
he tunes out everything but the interesting parts]
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Translation: there are interesting parts, sprinkled inside the blah blah blah. Research can be dangerous sometimes!]
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catching five percent of what she's saying
building small sand mounds otherwise
they're sand boobies]
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She's so happy that you let her talk science at you, Gold.]
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cool]
Sweet. I got a good idea, too. You go into the sea and I'll sit here and make you something from the sand.
[he just wants to watch her in the ocean yea so]
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[gold doesn't have an issue with either option]
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