IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[legalteammom]

[she kind of figures anyway


but she won't mention it]

Well, I'm glad you're safe. [so, uh.] Why are you trying to get people to go to the beach? I mean, it isn't even real.

[illegalteendad]

Why not? It's a beach and I'm bored.

[read: BABES IN BIKINIS]

You should join me! Come on, I bet there's something for you in here.

[legalteammom]

[what]

If you're so bored, you should be-- [oh never mind he's not gonna listen anyway] Thanks, but no thanks. I'm not a big fan of the beach.

[too big. not enough trees. what's the appeal? it's just a bunch of sand and water.]

[illegalteendad]

Take a break! Soak up the [artificial] sun! There's Pokémon in the water too if you wanna check them out instead, but you gotta relax a little.

[which is why she's getting no ands ifs or buts about it he'll pull her in]

[legalteammom]

[p...pokémon in the...

she lets herself be pulled in with a disapproving look on her face. pretenses, pretenses.]

I'm not changing into anything you give me though. I'll be fine in this.

[she'll just slide off her shoes and socks. and her jacket. folding it and and placing it next to her shoes, right by the door. there we go.]

[illegalteendad]

[it's a biome

it's not for humans

gold's invading their space]

And that's fine enough. [cause he gets a nice view of her ass

yea

checkin out that badonkadonk]

[legalteammom]

[she knows you're checking out her ass, gold. which is why she turns and --

grabs his wrist. we're going to the ocean.]

You're going to help me catalogue what Pokémon exactly live in this one.

[illegalteendad]

What! No! I gotta watch the door, Crys, I don't want to stand around and count Chinchou.

[tug tug c'mon girl lemme gooo]

[legalteammom]

Don't you give me that! You know as well as I do that if a girl asked you to put sunscreen on her, you'd just let out one of your team to watch the door and you'd follow right along after her like some hormone-wasted dog.

[tug tug c'mon boy she needs somewhere to hide your body]

[illegalteendad]

[SHUT UP]

You're not asking me to put sunscreen on you though! I'd never let a girl's skin get burned! [as long as he's the one making it red--]

[legalteammom]

More like you'd jump at any chance to put your hands on a girl!

[HUFF.]

You'd probably just get in the way anyway [like you always do] and try to distract me or something-- very Gold-like, I'm sure.

[illegalteendad]

[sheesh who put a bee in your bonnet

you totally couldn't have known he wasy eyeing your ass like it was two pieces of gumballs
mmm]

That's because you're never having fun! Let's make a sandcastle, alright? You can keep your clothes on, I'll keep my hands off you and other girls, and we'll still be by the sea.

[legalteammom]

[it isn't hard to know when someone's staring at you, you little turd]

I-- [have fun! she has plenty of it!] Fine. Sure.

[illegalteendad]

[he is the sneakiest!!!!!]

Great! Okay, so how big are we gonna make this? Three feet wide and five feet high? That sounds like a nice one. Or is that too ambitious for Ms. Play-It-Safe?

[if you don't mind crys he'll just

slip his hand into yours






so they can find a Suitable Spot for a castle]

[legalteammom]

[she does mind, thanks, and just

slips hers away]

Ambitious, yes, but doable. Can you be away from your little door for that long?

[illegalteendad]

[that's cool

he recovers from the mild rejection by using the same hand to wave nonchalantly]

It's no problem. Yo, Exbro!

[what he was busy trying to get back at aibro for tossing coconuts at him


oh it's crys!!! hey crys he'll trot on over]

Me and Crys are gonna make a sandcastle [that sounds fun can he--] so I want you to watch the door for me. Okay?





[fine....]

[legalteammom]

Hey, Exbro. [giving him a friendly pat before he heads off. what a cute. unlike !!!someone!!!] Find a spot then. Um, not too close to the water... Right? Yeah.

[guess who's never actually made a sandcastle before

~this girl~]

[illegalteendad]

If it's too close, we'll just dig a moat to stop most of the water form coming in. We'll need to find a spot that's not too wet, not too dry, and just firm enough...

[let's go]

[legalteammom]

[following! since you obviously know so much about it. it's not like violet city didn't have a small beach with its little pondlake but she liked the trainer school more and running around instead swimming]

Are we going to have parapets with little flags and a drawbridge too?

[illegalteendad]

You bet! Tall towers and guard houses too, around the outside to protect it from Krabby.

[legalteammom]

There's no need for all of that. We can just use Megaree to guard us.

[illegalteendad]

Where's the fun in that? We'll make towers and walls. No Pokémon are allowed to help!

[sudobro just came over to



oh

okay

he'll just

go then]

... I'll make it up to him.

[legalteammom]

[gg gold

out to get all your boys against you]

Krabby have incredibly strong pincers. Making sand towers won't keep them away.

[illegalteendad]

That's what seashells are for! We'll reinforce the outside of them with things we find.

[legalteammom]

[Well...]

Did you make a lot of these when you were a kid?