IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[illegalteendad]

Aww, chicken? I understand, I understand. You just can't handle the thought of losin' to someone like me, huh? Too scared? Ha! My buddy who never leaves his office puts up a better fight than you do, I'd bet.

[savedover]

I don't fight for the sake of amusement. It's a childish waste of time and energy.

[illegalteendad]

[whistle!] Don't think I've heard that excuse before. So you're that weak? Thanks for saving me the trouble of findin' out myself.

[savedover]

Think whatever you like. I couldn't care less.

[illegalteendad]

Maaaan, Silver's gonna be happy to hear there's someone worse off than him here... I mean, that guy rarely leaves his safe zone, but he's a pretty good battler and a worthy foe. [siiiigh, long and suffering like he's just the most disappointed person] And compared to you? I don't think you're even on the same level. What's so important about gettin' out of here with you anyway? It's not like you've got a region to fail to take over or somethin' like that.

[savedover]

[Gold's disappointment fails to have a visible effect on Silver. There are a lot of things that annoy him, but he seems to have a thick skin when it comes to avoiding fights.]

I doubt that an idiot like you would even be able to grasp the basic principle. It would just go in one ear and out the other.

Anyway, it's none of your business.