IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[aintseennothin]

Well, duh, I rock this color. But black is shique, makes you look older and more mature instead of like a little kid.

Or worse, an older woman trying to be a little kid. What kind of guy are you gonna attract with a ten-year-old's overalls? Oh right, the creepiest ones.

[shoujospirit]

People who wear all black are either trying too hard or are on their way to a funeral.

I wear cute clothes because I like them. Who cares about guys? They're dumb.

[aintseennothin]

I know I would care about attracting unwanted attention. And I know I would care about being taken seriously.

[shoujospirit]

People who don't take me seriously always regret it.

[aintseennothin]

Well, at least that's something I can respect.

[shoujospirit]

You better. If any of you Rockets cause trouble, I'll crush you under my heel like bugs. [Kotone, you're not helping your cute-girl image when you say things like that...]

[aintseennothin]

Ah huh, I'll keep that in mind.