IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[illegalmarriage]

Don't act like you're familiar with me. [Is he on edge? Yes. Is it because of Archer? Only partially. Team Rocket's had some turmoil recently.]

[forprofit]

[Team Rocket always has turmoil, it's just part of the package.]

It's hard to help. My apologies.

[illegalmarriage]

[You'd think he'd learn this but nope, it still bothers him

he's just lucky to have good executives that have his back okay]

What are you doing here, anyway? [Archer doesn't exactly scream "look at me, I'm a beach guy."]

[forprofit]

[Good Executives like Archer right right right.]

I thought I saw more Rockets coming this way, so I followed.