IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[littletightdress]

[uh]

Says who? [sassy little hip cock; she pulls her sunglasses down to look at him with the smile she usually pulls on boys trying to trouble her.] It's a free country - or lab, as it were.

[illegalteendad]

Then you oughta let people come and go as they please into your pool without registration, yeah?

[littletightdress]

That's different. It's our base.

[illegalteendad]

It's a free lab.

[littletightdress]

And that part of the free lab is off limits. That base was given to us, after all, by the lab. [somehow. maybe.] So it's perfectly fine for us to do what we want. But this -- beach isn't dressed in golds and cyans, so it's safe to assume it's not yours and your little girlfriend's safe space.

[she just wants to be on the beach okay]

[illegalteendad]

[girl... friend???




crystal????? wow uh he's not sure what to feel about that SO HE'LL IGNORE IT]

I'm just saying, you've got your pool so why would you want to come to a beach?

[littletightdress]

[good, it'd mess up your marriage]

Why wouldn't I? Sun, sand, and sea! [a longing sigh.] Besides, it's been such a long time since I had a vacation. We're not all like you, being able to afford to honeymoon it up in Undella Town.

[illegalteendad]

Hey, I won tickets to go to Undella for that honeymoon. The food was great, the sunburn not so much.



[hold on wait] Oh, speaking of, where's your brother? I got somethin' to tell him.

[littletightdress]

It's not like we're attached at the hip. [bbbut she'll pull out a pager and send him a quickie about being in some trouble and just to look for gold and a beach room] He'll be over soon though, I bet. Can I go in now? It's cold, and I can just feel that heat calling me.

[illegalteendad]

[you might as well be attached at the hip]

Yeah, fine. There's not that much even you guys can do at a beach besides relax I guess. I'm keeping my eye on you though.

[both eyes

mm yes]

[littletightdress]

[back the sunglasses go, against the bridge of her nose! perfect.]

You won't be seeing too much. [and she practically saunters in, like she owns the place. which she will soon. team rocket could always use a beach getaway.

oh, and she'll look back at him over her shoulder; it's easy to tell from her posture she's got a hand on her chest, likely delicately.] Say, are you going to stand there all day, or would you mind taking a break to help me with some sunscreen? Fake beach or not, I wouldn't want to risk burning.

[illegalteendad]

[one one hand, rocket

on the other, hot babe asking for sunscreen

but rocket





hormones win out he'll let Exbro take care of the door as he follows with a grin plastered on his face]

You'd look good with red on you, but alright.

[littletightdress]

[boys are so easy!]

I might, but the pain's not worth it.

[she'll lead him to a spot about thirty feet from the water's edge; she lays out her towel and sits on it.

and looks at him expectantly. it's your beach for the moment, bro. get some sunscreen for her.]

[illegalteendad]

[shhhh blue

let the moment settle

aibro's got it

he's a good wingman]

It's gonna be cold. [but he'll warm up what he can in his hands before rubbing it into her shoulders after squatting behind her]

[littletightdress]

[ahhh, it feels nice. cold, in that nice, almost warm way. she keeps still as he works. mmm.]

For a nuisance, you're good with your hands.

[illegalteendad]

That's not all I'm good with if you'd let me show you later. [he's really all talk because he's not even grazing the parts he could--]

[littletightdress]

[all bark and no bite, huh? a looker, not a toucher. that's nice.]

I doubt that, but all right.

[illegalteendad]

[silver'd kick his ass if he did anyway]

So we'll take a dip in the ocean, find a place by ourselves, and get to know each other a little more! I met an odd guy who said I didn't know too much about you and I'm thinking he's right.

[so what better excuse uwu thanks silver]

[littletightdress]

Let's keep it that way.

[that's a solid rejection, buddy boy.]

[illegalteendad]

[gold's known for his persistence]

Oooh, what a stone cold heart you have. But I already knew that. [he is finding how hard it is to keep your head above metaphorical water when dealing with hormones though] What's the harm?

[littletightdress]

[there's not a lot blue hates more than guys who can't take a hint.]

More to me than to you, I bet. [she's going to turn a little so she can get some of that sunscreen off his hands.] Hurry and finish up my back, will you? While I do my front.

[illegalteendad]

[he'll just help her out by taking the sunscreen and squirting it onto her legs






that was a mistake]

You, uh, can't blame a guy for taking his time, you know...

[littletightdress]

[ooh]

When he's not even facing a woman's greatest assets? [stretching forward smooth the sunscreen over her skin. long, lavish strokes for it. because legs are long.] I think I'm right to call Silver your boyfriend.

[illegalteendad]

[aw yeah, he's gonna enjoy this show as he pushes himself up a little more to watch]

What's that supposed to mean?

[littletightdress]

What's it sound like? Oh, right.

[putting on a show-- then "accidentally" putting some sunscreen in his eyes.]

You should put some on too, since you got burned pretty badly last time you were at the beach.