IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[illegalteendad]

You hate pizza! That's like, a crime!

[savedover]

It's not a crime to have standards.

[illegalteendad]

Pizza is above all standards.

[savedover]

No. It's a greasy, disgusting mess.

[illegalteendad]

You are my least favorite Silver right now. You just haven't found the right slice yet! The perfect crust, the right amount of delicious sauce, an insane combination of toppings that sounds gross but is a godsend!

[savedover]

[Guess who doesn't care that he's your least favorite Silver? This guy!]

There is no "right slice." I don't like pizza.

[illegalteendad]

And that's wrong. It's like a freak accident in nature.

[savedover]

It's not wrong to have opinions.

[illegalteendad]

Hey, I enjoy other's opinions as much as the next guy, but you're just speakin' crazy. Are you gonna gripe about pizza all day or are you gonna do something here?

[savedover]

You're the one that opened the line of conversation to begin with.

No. If you're done bothering me, I'm leaving.

[illegalteendad]

[pfft] Like hell! A guy like you is exactly the kind of person that needs a little sun, Grumpver! It makes you happier, or something like that.

[savedover]

My name is Silver. [He does not appreciate nicknames, especially when they make fun of him.] Even if that were true, there isn't any real sunlight in that room. It's fake.

[illegalteendad]

So? It's not like you're doing anything important.

[savedover]

[Silver visibly bristles at Gold's remark.]

There's nothing more important than escaping this place.

[illegalteendad]

And how's that working out for you?

[savedover]

Tch. Better than wasting time by fooling around on the beach.

[illegalteendad]

Oh yeah, I'm totally believin' you. Don't any of you know the meaning of taking a break?

[savedover]

I'm aware of the idiom.

[illegalteendad]

You're really determined to get back to whatever you were doin', huh? [he can respect that

kinda] But while you're here and guilty of the crime of hating pizza, I'm sentencing you to one hour of fun in the sun.

[savedover]

You can't force me to stay here, much less have "fun." [Silver makes a face. Ugh, fun...]

[illegalteendad]

You say that like you don't think I've got a plan.

[savedover]

If you have a plan, it's probably stupid.

[illegalteendad]

[no u] We'll see about that. Fancy a little fist to fist?

[savedover]

What? No. [That's stupid.]

[illegalteendad]

Aww, chicken? I understand, I understand. You just can't handle the thought of losin' to someone like me, huh? Too scared? Ha! My buddy who never leaves his office puts up a better fight than you do, I'd bet.