IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

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[illegalteendad]

Uh... Any kind of pizza you want! And sure, I could get some drinks too. I know a place.

[it's a Rocket Base but hey! details]

[subharmonics]

I guess I could spare a visit. [She chuckles a bit.] As long as this place hasn't been monopolized like that pool was. [She didn't approach but she was a little miffed when she found out that thing was just members of that "Team Rocket" or whatever.]

[illegalteendad]

Nope! It's all free for everyone, especially pretty girls like yourself.

[unless you're a rocket member]

[subharmonics]

[She hasn't even heard of Team Rocket so we're all good there.]

Definitely taking up that offer, then. I haven't spent time relaxing on a beach in ages.

[illegalteendad]

Then come on in! Just be careful when you're in the water because Tenatacool stings are not nice. My Polibro found that out the hard way.

[subharmonics]

Duly noted. [And in she goes! And once she's in, she'll let out her team so they can enjoy the beach, too.]

[illegalteendad]

[that's a nice team but she's missing out on pretty much the best pokemon

aka the ones on his team

but hey arcanine's cool too crys has one]

If you need someone to put sunscreen on you whenever, just call for Gold of New Bark Town! I'd be happy to help!

[subharmonics]

[Well, she's pretty content with what she's got at least.]

I'll... keep it in mind. [Now the question is where should she go to change into her swimsuit. Hmm.

But wow for an artificial beach this is pretty nice.]

[illegalteendad]

There's a shack over that way if you're looking for a place to get dressed, I think! I used it myself.

[he'll point her in the direction of what's basically a one-person dressing room curtain and all]

[subharmonics]

Awesome, thanks! [And off she goes to change!

She'll be coming out in a white bikini when she's done and grabbing some sunscreen to put on!

... Oh, she is going to need help. Dang.] Hey, Gold? I think I might take you up on that sunscreen offer!

[illegalteendad]

[man gold loves the beach

and at lily's call--

MAN GOLD LOVES THE BEACH

exbro, his typhlosion, takes up his spot by the door as gold makes his way over with a whistle]

You got it! You look really good in that.

you saw nothing

[subharmonics]

Hm? Oh, thanks! [She can't help but grin a bit, holding out the sunscreen.] It was a bit pricey, but worth every bit of what I spent.

i plead the fifth

[illegalteendad]

I can tell. [he gazes at her appreciatively as he takes the sunscreen and gets some on his hands

and without warning yeah he'll put them on her shoulders]

[subharmonics]

[She squeaks when she suddenly feels his hands on her shoulders and tenses up a bit.]

Hey! Warn a girl before you do that, would you?! That stuff's cold!

[illegalteendad]

Sorry, thought you'd be fine. [no he didn't he didn't think that for a second] So what's your name anyway?

[subharmonics]

[She relaxes and huffs before answering.] I'm Lily. [A pause.] Lily of Aspertia City.

[illegalteendad]

A city girl! Nice. Got your own Gym and everything?

[subharmonics]

Yup! I was its first challenger, even.

[illegalteendad]

Were you strong enough to beat it one your first try?

[subharmonics]

Sure was! It took quite a bit of training, but it was certainly worth it when I wiped the floor with Cheren's Pokemon on my first shot.

[illegalteendad]

Ha! That sounds like the work of a Fire-type, am I right? Strong and fast.

[subharmonics]

Not quite. [She chuckles.] It was actually Meep over there. [A gesture to the Ampharos that's currently sunning itself.]