IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[legalteammom]

Don't you give me that! You know as well as I do that if a girl asked you to put sunscreen on her, you'd just let out one of your team to watch the door and you'd follow right along after her like some hormone-wasted dog.

[tug tug c'mon boy she needs somewhere to hide your body]

[illegalteendad]

[SHUT UP]

You're not asking me to put sunscreen on you though! I'd never let a girl's skin get burned! [as long as he's the one making it red--]

[legalteammom]

More like you'd jump at any chance to put your hands on a girl!

[HUFF.]

You'd probably just get in the way anyway [like you always do] and try to distract me or something-- very Gold-like, I'm sure.

[illegalteendad]

[sheesh who put a bee in your bonnet

you totally couldn't have known he wasy eyeing your ass like it was two pieces of gumballs
mmm]

That's because you're never having fun! Let's make a sandcastle, alright? You can keep your clothes on, I'll keep my hands off you and other girls, and we'll still be by the sea.

[legalteammom]

[it isn't hard to know when someone's staring at you, you little turd]

I-- [have fun! she has plenty of it!] Fine. Sure.

[illegalteendad]

[he is the sneakiest!!!!!]

Great! Okay, so how big are we gonna make this? Three feet wide and five feet high? That sounds like a nice one. Or is that too ambitious for Ms. Play-It-Safe?

[if you don't mind crys he'll just

slip his hand into yours






so they can find a Suitable Spot for a castle]

[legalteammom]

[she does mind, thanks, and just

slips hers away]

Ambitious, yes, but doable. Can you be away from your little door for that long?

[illegalteendad]

[that's cool

he recovers from the mild rejection by using the same hand to wave nonchalantly]

It's no problem. Yo, Exbro!

[what he was busy trying to get back at aibro for tossing coconuts at him


oh it's crys!!! hey crys he'll trot on over]

Me and Crys are gonna make a sandcastle [that sounds fun can he--] so I want you to watch the door for me. Okay?





[fine....]

[legalteammom]

Hey, Exbro. [giving him a friendly pat before he heads off. what a cute. unlike !!!someone!!!] Find a spot then. Um, not too close to the water... Right? Yeah.

[guess who's never actually made a sandcastle before

~this girl~]

[illegalteendad]

If it's too close, we'll just dig a moat to stop most of the water form coming in. We'll need to find a spot that's not too wet, not too dry, and just firm enough...

[let's go]

[legalteammom]

[following! since you obviously know so much about it. it's not like violet city didn't have a small beach with its little pondlake but she liked the trainer school more and running around instead swimming]

Are we going to have parapets with little flags and a drawbridge too?

[illegalteendad]

You bet! Tall towers and guard houses too, around the outside to protect it from Krabby.

[legalteammom]

There's no need for all of that. We can just use Megaree to guard us.

[illegalteendad]

Where's the fun in that? We'll make towers and walls. No Pokémon are allowed to help!

[sudobro just came over to



oh

okay

he'll just

go then]

... I'll make it up to him.

[legalteammom]

[gg gold

out to get all your boys against you]

Krabby have incredibly strong pincers. Making sand towers won't keep them away.

[illegalteendad]

That's what seashells are for! We'll reinforce the outside of them with things we find.

[legalteammom]

[Well...]

Did you make a lot of these when you were a kid?

[illegalteendad]

Kind of. There's no real sand in New Bark - seriously, have you seen that little lakefront? - but there was plenty of mud to use. Sandbro helped out. It's not that different.

[legalteammom]

Sand and mud don't have the same consistency, especially when wet. Mud's also harder to form walls out of and gets wetter easier. It definitely has to be different.

[illegalteendad]

[eh]

The construction's the same. So let's build... there!

[striding over to a nice spot a like ten feet from the ocean

not too wet, not too dry, it's a pretty safe spot til high tide...]

[legalteammom]

[Ten feet--

Gold!!]

That's too close!

[illegalteendad]

It's too far!

[he'll get closer and feel around the sand with his foot--]

Ow, crud, get it off!

[krabby no likey u bro]

[legalteammom]

[No, shhh. Shhhh. Let her savor the moment...

Okay she'll help. She will just ease the krabby off and let it go. Good boy.]

It's your fault for disrupting its sleep. How would you like it if someone's smelly foot stuck itself in your face?

[illegalteendad]

It's happened.

[granted it was a kick to his face by silver

but still

he sits down to inspect where the pincers were with a frown]

Thanks for getting it off so fast. Alright, let's comb the area for more so no one else gets hurt.

[legalteammom]

No.

[Gold.]

We're going to make a sandcastle, and then you're going to help me mark down which species live here.