IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[semiductile]

It was one for me or one for you. [And Gold would appreciate it more, right? Right.

It shouldn't surprise him at all that Gold is sharing it with his Pokémon, but it's still something that gets him to stop and stare.]

...In exchange, you can do me a favor.

[illegalteendad]

[a favor...

side quest 001: silver's request 1 start]

What kinda favor?

[semiductile]

Don't stop being a hero.

[illegalteendad]

[side quest 001 completed]

You make this too easy. No problem! If someone hurts my friends, I'll just kick their asses. [he's confident enough]

[semiductile]

Don't brush it off. I mean it.

[illegalteendad]

Have I ever not meant what I said? I'm serious - I've got too much goin' for me to think about joining these lame weirdos.

[semiductile]

Exactly.

[illegalteendad]

So don't doubt me, alright? Whatever happened to that mopey friend of yours ain't gonna happen to me. I promise.

[semiductile]

[...He wants to believe that. He really truly does.

But can he?]

[illegalteendad]

[you are lookin at him like you don't believe his shounen spirit, silver

that is quite hurtful]

Think about it this way. There's different circumstances with us both, yeah? So we're different too.

[what he's saying is to give him a shot put some faith into this dude]

[semiductile]

[Spoilers: he doesn't

at all]

Yeah, you are. [If anything, with a Silver in Team Rocket? If something goes wrong, it might be easier for him to join than his own Gold.]

[illegalteendad]

So don't treat me the same. Want a pinkie promise?

[semiductile]

[...No. He shakes his head.

But he hesitantly holds out a fist. You know what to do, right Gold?]

[illegalteendad]

[yeah, of course

it's just kind of weird seeing silver wanting a fist bump

usually their fists are for beating each other up

this is not a threatening fist

you'll get yours, silver]

[semiductile]

[Yeah yeah okay

In the meantime, he is off. Can't handle not mopey Gold. Can't handle it.

[illegalteendad]

[what a weird guy

gold counts his krabby and decides to keep that brave one, scuttling with them sideways back to the beach

see you space cowboy]