IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[illegalteendad]

[so much hooope]

How do you manage from getting blown up? [honestly curious question here]

[latiasrider]

Some people chalk it up to the geography and meteorology, some folks say it's luck. Some people even think the local legend about Tears of Princes has something to do with it!

[As for Summer...it doesn't really matter to her. Any way the wind blows and all.] I haven't been home in a while though.

[illegalteendad]

[legends smegends tears don't help anyone]

And you're not gonna get the chance to check in on it either since this place is pretty lock and key. If it's lasted this long, I'll bet it's still standing.