IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[hotbossproblems]

Man, that's a real good one. You keep tellin' yourself that!

[aintseennothin]

Seemed to fool a couple people plenty well so far. I even had a really cute guy rub sunscreen all over me~

[hotbossproblems]

Yeah? Sounds like someone pretty desperate. [...He is not sure how he feels about that, actually

You know, besides "dude why would you ever"]

[aintseennothin]

Come on, put on your swimsuit and I'll put sunscreen on your back for you.

[hotbossproblems]

[What the-

Yellow what-] I'll pass! I can take care of it. [Yellow why-]

[aintseennothin]

Well, if you wanna get burned, I'm not gonna stop you.

[Makes you less likely to let anyone else touch you.

I mean what.]

Get me a popsicle.