IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

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[littletightdress]

[boys are so easy!]

I might, but the pain's not worth it.

[she'll lead him to a spot about thirty feet from the water's edge; she lays out her towel and sits on it.

and looks at him expectantly. it's your beach for the moment, bro. get some sunscreen for her.]

[illegalteendad]

[shhhh blue

let the moment settle

aibro's got it

he's a good wingman]

It's gonna be cold. [but he'll warm up what he can in his hands before rubbing it into her shoulders after squatting behind her]

[littletightdress]

[ahhh, it feels nice. cold, in that nice, almost warm way. she keeps still as he works. mmm.]

For a nuisance, you're good with your hands.

[illegalteendad]

That's not all I'm good with if you'd let me show you later. [he's really all talk because he's not even grazing the parts he could--]

[littletightdress]

[all bark and no bite, huh? a looker, not a toucher. that's nice.]

I doubt that, but all right.

[illegalteendad]

[silver'd kick his ass if he did anyway]

So we'll take a dip in the ocean, find a place by ourselves, and get to know each other a little more! I met an odd guy who said I didn't know too much about you and I'm thinking he's right.

[so what better excuse uwu thanks silver]

[littletightdress]

Let's keep it that way.

[that's a solid rejection, buddy boy.]

[illegalteendad]

[gold's known for his persistence]

Oooh, what a stone cold heart you have. But I already knew that. [he is finding how hard it is to keep your head above metaphorical water when dealing with hormones though] What's the harm?

[littletightdress]

[there's not a lot blue hates more than guys who can't take a hint.]

More to me than to you, I bet. [she's going to turn a little so she can get some of that sunscreen off his hands.] Hurry and finish up my back, will you? While I do my front.

[illegalteendad]

[he'll just help her out by taking the sunscreen and squirting it onto her legs






that was a mistake]

You, uh, can't blame a guy for taking his time, you know...

[littletightdress]

[ooh]

When he's not even facing a woman's greatest assets? [stretching forward smooth the sunscreen over her skin. long, lavish strokes for it. because legs are long.] I think I'm right to call Silver your boyfriend.

[illegalteendad]

[aw yeah, he's gonna enjoy this show as he pushes himself up a little more to watch]

What's that supposed to mean?

[littletightdress]

What's it sound like? Oh, right.

[putting on a show-- then "accidentally" putting some sunscreen in his eyes.]

You should put some on too, since you got burned pretty badly last time you were at the beach.

[illegalteendad]

Shit--

[rubbing it out of his eyes ugh wow ouch you bitch]

Yeah, thanks. [flat]

[littletightdress]

[stop looking at her like she's a piece of meat ready to be devoured then.]

Of course. Anything for Silver's little friend.

[illegalteendad]

[gold doesn't eat rotten food, sorry]

I seriously have a hard time believing that. He didn't catch a cold by walking around in that soaked costume of his, right?

[littletightdress]

[couldn't tell through all the shit he spews]

He was fine. I'll tell him you were worried about him when I see him, too, just so he knows how much you care.

[illegalteendad]

[pot talking about the black kettle]

I'm not worried about them! Why would I be, since you guys take too good of care of him? He would've been better in like, two days. I was just wondering. [the gentleman doth protest too much?] It's good he didn't though.

[littletightdress]

[it's pot calling the kettle black.]

The gentleman doth indeed protest too much. Were you that worried over our little Silver?

[illegalteendad]

[go away

and instead of replying, he'll just squirt sunscreen down her chest





that was a mistake]

[illegalmarriage]

[That was a mistake

Excuse me were you doing something because regardless Silver's tackling you over and punching you in the jaw]

[littletightdress]

[Oh my.

Entertainment while she finishes putting on her sunscreen? Thanks, boys.]

[illegalteendad]

[FUCKING WHO IS TH



OH IT'S SILVER HEY YEAH HE'S GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO THAN FIGHT WITH YOU SO

NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING screw you too blue]

Ow. Nice to see you too, sunshine.

[illegalmarriage]

Shut up and fight me. [Let him have a little normalcy would you

are you even his Gold

what's even going on anymore]

[littletightdress]

Now, boys, there's no need to fight. It's the beach, after all! You relax here.

[That's not too much of a weird concept

is it?]