IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[goldenlyre]

It's real as long as we can see it.

[Her logic is completely sound.]

[savedover]

[...]

Do you even realize how stupid that sounds?

[goldenlyre]

Well, you're being stupid! There's obviously not nothing in here if you can feel the sun on your skin, the sea breeze in your hair, and the sand between your toes! Sure, it's all fake and I'd really like to get out onto a real beach but I'm making do.

[savedover]

If you want to delude yourself, go right ahead. I don't want anything to do with places like this.

[goldenlyre]

[Ugggghhh.]

There's really no moving on this front...? What do you do for fun, Mr. Stormcloud?

[savedover]

Fun is a waste of time. [n o t h i n g]

[goldenlyre]

Sourberry! Dourdude! You're only wasting time if you're not doing something with it, right? So having fun isn't a waste of time since it makes you happier!

[savedover]

If you aren't doing something productive with your time, it's a waste. [Silver is the sourest of berries. The dourest of dudes. All in all, he's pretty grumpy.]