[villainspe] AUsome (
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poketesting2013-05-19 01:20 pm
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IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP
[the beach
babes
bathing suits
ocean
sun and sand
these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max
except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]
Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.
[yes he is talking to you
whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE
there may or may not actually be pizza insideplease threadjack and mingle people]
babes
bathing suits
ocean
sun and sand
these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max
except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]
Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.
[yes he is talking to you
whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE
there may or may not actually be pizza inside
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(you're also not the one that gets sunburn
or wears dumb capes)]
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Oh, it's hairline.
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It's hard to help. My apologies.
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he's just lucky to have good executives that have his back okay]
What are you doing here, anyway? [Archer doesn't exactly scream "look at me, I'm a beach guy."]
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I thought I saw more Rockets coming this way, so I followed.
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You're not gonna wear a speedo and claim to be a man, are you?
[please don't
there was a guy who did that
so bad]
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also rockets have no decency] That's a no then, good. Just don't stir up any trouble and I won't have to kick your ass.
[he's got his eyes on you]
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