IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

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[illegalteendad]

[handstands

he's doing handstands

he's also got a pyramid of krabby on his feet and clipping and clapping]

Okay guys, one more try. We've got the pyramid down so all we gotta do is launch you guys the next time that door opens and hopefully catch a Rocket on the nose.

[yeah this cannot go wrong]

[semiductile]

[This cannot possibly go wrong! Especially when he's the next one coming out of that...

...What in the world is that sound? He opens the door slowly and carefully.]

[illegalteendad]

[LAUNCH]

[semiductile]

[--CLOSING THE DOOR]

[illegalteendad]

[THUD THUD THUD THUD]

Aw, crap.

[okay he'll get back to standing and the krabby come back to him sorrowfully

he kneels down to whisper to them]

I'll just toss one of you at them. Who's up for it.

[a particularly Brave krabby is

let's do it

aiiiim]

[semiductile]

It's your funeral.

[Do you really want to see what happens if he opens this door

do you]

[illegalteendad]

[oh it's silver





fuck is it his silver or is it the one he came here with

ssshit he can't tell OKAY WHATEVER]

Bring it.

[semiductile]

You sure you want to deal with an angry Gyarados?

[illegalteendad]

[okay it's not his silver

his silver doesn't have a gyarados



yeah]

Can you fit it in there?

[semiductile]

We'll make room.

[illegalteendad]

Whoa, ouch, Silver's not gonna like your destroying his wall at all.

[sucker]

[semiductile]

I was never ordered not to demolish the door.

[illegalteendad]

You're not serious, are you? He'd make me fix it.

[because if he's gonna hang around the base he's gonna do something useful obviously]

[semiductile]

[Are you gonna take that chance, Gold?]

[illegalteendad]

[...]

What do you think, Krabro?

[dude

go for it]

We're ready if you are.

[semiductile]

[Krabro?...

Well, he opens the door. As promised, water immediately rushes from it.

But the water comes from a Feraligatr, not a Gyarados.]

[illegalteendad]

[yeah he's a spunky lil thing--]

Shit! [soak to the booone krabro is good with that water and will pinch feraligatr

vicegrip!!!!]

[semiductile]

[Vicegrip!...

Good luck getting through Feraligatr's hide. He grabs Krabro, lifts him up, and snaps his jaws at him as an example of what he's messing with before handing him over to Gold.]

I don't want to fight you.

[illegalteendad]

[the krabby snaps his pincers at feraligatr menacingly]

Hey, he went in on his own. I just wanted to see if you'd really pull out something like that.

[krabro you're a good thing

maybe he'll keep you

yeah

he'll keep you]

[semiductile]

I was about to.

[But he holds a popsicle out for Gold to see.]

[illegalteendad]

[oh

my

god]

Dude, you're the best! [reaches for it--]

[semiductile]

[Aaand it's held just outside of his reach.]

[illegalteendad]

[what]

Hey! Give it!

[semiductile]

Are you gonna send Krabro at me again?

[illegalteendad]

If you don't give me that popsicle, I'll make sure when you sleep that your skin's being pinched by an army of Krabby.