IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[aintseennothin]

Great! Lucky for you, we don't have any missions other than recruitment and stabilization set up. So you can scuttle on outta here, go find that Gold of yours, and see if you can't get anyone else in!

As for me, I'm gonna dress up for the beach. Wanna come, boss?

[illegalmarriage]

[Yeah that's right just get out of his office he doesn't want to deal with-]

The beach?

[aintseennothin]

There's a beach! Your husband's the one guarding it, but he's being gross, putting his hands all over girls' bodies.

[illegalmarriage]

[>Beach
>Gold]

I'll pass. [Nope nope nope this office sure is comfy-]

[aintseennothin]

You sure? I saw him putting his paws all over Blue, after all...

[illegalmarriage]

[...He was what-

Well that gets him to change his tune immediately. He's heading up and out.]

[aintseennothin]

[ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN.


She'll run into him once he calms down from the punchfest. She's all dressed cutely, and Gold ended up putting sunscreen on her, too, blech. But eventually she'll find her way over to Silver.]

You forgot your swimsuit!

[illegalmarriage]

[Huh? A swimsuit? Yellow, why are you-]

[illegalmarriage]

[No no no never mind that.]

We have a problem.

[aintseennothin]

Eww.

[Problems on the beach? EUGH]

What's up?

[illegalmarriage]

You met that Gold proclaiming to be the heir, didn't you? [Walking and talking. He keeps quiet and keeps a distance from everyone else at the beach.]

[aintseennothin]

Yeah? Want me to handle it?

[illegalmarriage]

The exact opposite. I'm handling it myself.

[Sure, he looks calm, but the anger is flooding in. This isn't about some soft spot. This is about vengeance.]

[aintseennothin]

That's dumb! You're gonna get yourself cut up just as bad. My way, he doesn't even wake up.

[semiductile]

[Yep he's out, time to find that other Gold again.]

[illegalteendad]

[handstands

he's doing handstands

he's also got a pyramid of krabby on his feet and clipping and clapping]

Okay guys, one more try. We've got the pyramid down so all we gotta do is launch you guys the next time that door opens and hopefully catch a Rocket on the nose.

[yeah this cannot go wrong]

[semiductile]

[This cannot possibly go wrong! Especially when he's the next one coming out of that...

...What in the world is that sound? He opens the door slowly and carefully.]

[illegalteendad]

[LAUNCH]

[semiductile]

[--CLOSING THE DOOR]

[illegalteendad]

[THUD THUD THUD THUD]

Aw, crap.

[okay he'll get back to standing and the krabby come back to him sorrowfully

he kneels down to whisper to them]

I'll just toss one of you at them. Who's up for it.

[a particularly Brave krabby is

let's do it

aiiiim]

[semiductile]

It's your funeral.

[Do you really want to see what happens if he opens this door

do you]

[illegalteendad]

[oh it's silver





fuck is it his silver or is it the one he came here with

ssshit he can't tell OKAY WHATEVER]

Bring it.

[semiductile]

You sure you want to deal with an angry Gyarados?

[illegalteendad]

[okay it's not his silver

his silver doesn't have a gyarados



yeah]

Can you fit it in there?

[semiductile]

We'll make room.