IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[legalteammom]

[...and??]

[illegalteendad]

It's got a message in it! [shake shake shake!!]

[legalteammom]

What's it say?

[illegalteendad]

I haven't checked yet. [brb pulling open the cork with his teeth and trying to shake out the paper]

[legalteammom]

[Oh give her that. She'll stick her fingers in and take it out very carefully --

then gives both back to him. But she'll scoot closer so they can read it together.]

[illegalteendad]

[You will receive something important by the end of the month.]

... What is this, some crappy fortune? [bogus]

[legalteammom]

Isn't that what you were going to write? [A bad fortune, that is.] I wonder if it'll come true.

[illegalteendad]

Doubtful. Man, why couldn't it have been a "Help me!" or a number from a hot chick? [whatever he'll stick the paper back in and chuck it out to sea

it's gonna float back but you know]

[legalteammom]

It's just going to float back.

[...see? she'll pick it up and frown.]

I'll just hold onto it.

[illegalteendad]

If it comes true let's put something in it and toss it back.

[legalteammom]

No. [That's dangerous to the pokémon living in the biome.] It's just going to float back to another part of this same beach, Gold. It isn't going to find someone off in some other place.

[illegalteendad]

Fiiine, I'll just leave it in someone's [silver's] room with some cool message.

[legalteammom]

You mean Silver's?

[illegalteendad]

I'll scare him. Something spooky like "I know what you're worried about" or something like that.

[legalteammom]

I'd be so scared if that happened to me.















[sORRY GOLD]

[illegalteendad]

[YOU'RE SO MEAN]

Hey, it might freak him out.

[legalteammom]

Maybe. He doesn't get out much, right? [He might fall for something as dumb as that.




Not??]

[illegalteendad]

Right! It's the little things, Crys, you don't gotta be so big and flashy about it.





[GOLD]

[legalteammom]

[illegalteendad]

[legalteammom]

You're serious.

[illegalteendad]

When aren't I?

[legalteammom]

How are you going to sneak it in there?

[illegalteendad]

Oh Crys, you underestimate me too easily. I just happen to know my way around the vents in there.

[.... so he's snuck in there enough times to know his way to silver's office by heart.....]

[legalteammom]

You're a very giving husband.