IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[illegalteendad]

Call me what you will, ask anybody and they'll tell you the same thing. So, zombie kid, are you planning on standing there like a drowned cat all day or are you gonna do something?

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

[Self-consciously drying himself off again. Thanks Gold]

Zombies aren't even real. [He snorts. Gold he is about 500% done with you and your butt trumpet tunes.] Finding a way out would be a more productive use of my time than a beach party.

[illegalteendad]

[yeah no problem]

Good luck. This place is sealed tight. You should just enjoy yourself before you start rotting.

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

Shut up!

[He is going to try and kick you in the balls

Because that is what we do in villainspe.]

[illegalteendad]

[you're so meaaaan ugh god that hurt HE'S GONNA PULL YOU DOWN TOO YOU LITTLE JERK]

It's not my fault you can't take a joke!

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

[OW - this is a fightcloud; a tiny fightcloud with an 11 year old. YEAH]

What kind of joke is telling someone they're dead and that they wrecked a region?!

[illegalteendad]

[he's okay with beating up kids they can fight--]

Those parts are true! The joke's about you gettin' any sun.

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

[He can fight..ish; it's a matter of difference in size making him comically inept at doing any real damage to Gold]

If they were true, I'd remember! Besides, being pale isn't so bad. [He's beautiful okay and you can't tell him otherwise

-what do you mean that's probably not what Gold is talking about?

[illegalteendad]

[whatever he's ending this now with a noogie]

Yeah yeah, first you're a zombie next you're a vampire. You're gonna be a lobster.

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

I tan I don't burrrrrnnnnnnn!

[No noogie!

NO NOOGIE!

Wiggle wiggle wiggle.]

[illegalteendad]

You're gonna burn.

[boogie noogie noogie!!!]

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

From the friction if you don't let go of me maybe!

[Ruby used FLAIL! Watch out for those legs, Gold

...actually just watch out for his limbs in general, Gold.]

[illegalteendad]

[heheh

okay he'll stop nooging him he don't wanna deal with bruises from a kid]

Make sure you put on plenty o' sunscreen on or you're toast.

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

[He rolls his eyes] Whatever. Just don't touch me. [HUFF! Release me, peasant.]

[illegalteendad]

[ha

haha

yeah he'll let him go]

Wouldn't want your skin rotting off on me.

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

[Dusting himself off]

I think you mean peeling.

You know, this must be some party if you have nothing better to do than accuse kids of being zombies.

[illegalteendad]

It's not an accusation I'm informing you. It's just that you don't believe me.

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

I'll believe you only when I start craving brains, and if I do: I'll already know which head to avoid- yours seems pretty empty after all.

[illegalteendad]

[yoooou get a nice handful of sand in your face]

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

[COUGHING SPITTING STAMPING HIS FEET-

YOU

JUST

You're infuriating, you know that? He draws in a breath through his nose.]

...Ya' got anything else to say?

[illegalteendad]

Nope! Go enjoy yourself on the beach, Zombie Boy. There's pleeenty of water.

[oh right]

Oh, and if you see your girlfriend around, try not to fight so much alright? The beach's a place of relaxation.