IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

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[illegalteendad]

[THIS IS GOOD THIS IS NORMAL THERE'S NO WEIRDLY CUTE SMILES HERE JUST BLOOD

YES THIS IS GOOD]

[littletightdress]

[Ah, right where she left them!

She has three virgins, by the way. That aren't them three.]

Why don't you take a break from fighting? You must be thirsty by now. Come on, these are good drinks. A little fruity, but good.

[illegalmarriage]

[No I'm busy fighting Gold hang on]

[illegalteendad]

[yeah he needs to stop thinking about cute smiles unless they're on girls ugh ugh ugh]

[littletightdress]

[...............

She's dumping one of the drinks one them then.]

Cool down!

[illegalmarriage]

[Normally that would stop him, yes.

Today?

Nope.]

[illegalteendad]

[he doesn't notice it himself

try again blue!!]

[littletightdress]

[But she doesn't.......

The second one goes on them too, then!]

Boys!

[illegalmarriage]

[Nope

Gold doesn't have a black eye y-

wait.]

[illegalmarriage]

[Wait wait stop stop what are these bandages.]

What happened to you?

[illegalteendad]

[what lame




dude we're covered in fruity drink and you're worried about bandages???

hold on blue they'll get to you in a sec]

Nothin' you need to worry about.

[littletightdress]

[Take your time, she's not wasting her third drink. She's going to be sipping it.]

Picking fights with more Rocket heirs, Gold?

[illegalmarriage]

[What

what?

We'll ruin him-]

[illegalteendad]

[oh come on

silver don't look like that calm down puppy]

I've got reason enough to. So?

[littletightdress]

You don't need to worry so much. We [Team Rocket proper] can handle ourselves. That insolent little brat's not even a blip on our radar, although he sure is a big one on my you're actually crazy detector.

[illegalmarriage]

...Leave him alone. When the time is right, there won't be anything left of him.

[Oh is that anger and malice in his voice yes it certainly seems like it]

[illegalteendad]

[silver...]

Chill out, dude. I'm fine enough to kick your ass. I just thought I'd see if he was talking big or if he was serious.

[littletightdress]

[Silver...]

And your bandages answer that question just fine. [She'll lean over to touch one.] Can I see? I just love battle scars on boys.

[illegalmarriage]

[No Gold you don't understand okay shut up and let him take care of it-]

You wish. [The banter is off this time. It's just a cover up.]

[illegalteendad]

[gold can tell that much, so he leans his shoulder on silver's. it's cool dude. it's cool. it's also a way to keep away from blue's curious fingers

yeah that's all it is]

No scars yet, babe, though I'm thinkin' one on my shoulder might get a line.

[littletightdress]

[hand's gonna just rest on her bust again, in mock alarm. someone's got to keep up the theatrics here, and neither of them can carry a line.]

How many did he give you?

[...that hand's going to go to Silver's hair, actually, to pet it comfortingly. she feels like it's not an answer he'd be happy hearing, for all the "griping" he does about Gold.]

[illegalmarriage]

[...What... But Gold's fine, isn't he? He was fighting him just a minute ago-]

[illegalteendad]

[yeah he's fine he's fine

it's just a bunch of cuts and now bruises


though really that could've been the adrenaline talking since he's kind of sore now]

Let's see... He grazed me back here [pointing to his shoulder] and I've got a few others on my sides that weren't totally bad. His Houndoom was pretty damn fierce though. I had a lot more scratches and bites than anything and I had to get new clothes to boot. The bandages are really just there so no sand get into them if they come open again since they're pretty fine otherwise.

[again]

[littletightdress]

Then I guess you shouldn't be tussing with the little boss here.

[steady, silver.]

[illegalmarriage]

[...Nope, nope, he's out, he's out of here, a guy like that is not allowed to just run around. To hell with that.

He brushes Blue and Gold aside and starts moving. The intent and frustration is clear.]