IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[aintseennothin]

[Doop dee doop dee doop. Yellow's grateful for her adorable "good guy" counterpart running around - it gives her the chance to come into the beach! She saw Blue heading in, so she prepped herself, too.

Hopping along with her is Chuchu with a cute new hawaiian beach flower on her head, and Yellow's got big pink ribbons in her hair. She's got a nice big straw hat somewhat like her "good" self, and she's wearing a cute two-piece yellow swimsuit. She's got a cute transparent pink beach bag with sunscreen, a towel, sunglasses, a couple of sporty water bottles, and extra sandals in... no Team Rocket symbols anywhere, no needles, nothing.

She can totally meander onto the beach!]

You have vegetarian pizza, right?

[illegalteendad]

[... yeah, all this cute stuff means it can't be the ruthless chick he knows

even if his mind's telling him no his heart is saying go]

Yeah, sure. I can get some soda too if you want-- or water. Whatever you'd like.

[aintseennothin]

Um, maybe lemonade? Maybe pink lemonade, if you have it.

[Eyelash flutter! How can you resist all these cute charms?]

[illegalteendad]

Sure. [he can't

which is why he'll fetch her a pink lemonade

there you go sweetie]

There's a nice place to sun at over there [wave wave] and I'll put your sunscreen on you if you need any help.

[aintseennothin]

[Yech, Gold, looking for any excuse to touch her! Buuut she can't really blame you, she's just so cute and all...]

Oh? W-well, if it's my back, I guess that's okay...

[illegalteendad]

I've been touching a lot of backs today, but I've got to say yours is the cutest.




[he's hitting on her okay he'll helpfully take her bag like a ~gentleman~]

[aintseennothin]

Oh, oh stop it, you~

[Yellow will let him take the bag! She'll go find a good spot to lay out her towel and lay down.

She's glad the hat she picked was a nice small one, so she wouldn't have to take it off. She'll just go ahead and take the sun tan lotion and get the back of her neck and her shoulders.]

Thanks, Gold.

[hotbossproblems]

[Pfffahahahaha]

You really think anyone's gonna fall for that? [C'mon, who in their right mind could possibly be that dense?]

[aintseennothin]

You only know it's me because I know you can't tear your eyes away from me all day long.

[hotbossproblems]

Man, that's a real good one. You keep tellin' yourself that!

[aintseennothin]

Seemed to fool a couple people plenty well so far. I even had a really cute guy rub sunscreen all over me~

[hotbossproblems]

Yeah? Sounds like someone pretty desperate. [...He is not sure how he feels about that, actually

You know, besides "dude why would you ever"]

[aintseennothin]

Come on, put on your swimsuit and I'll put sunscreen on your back for you.

[legalteammom]

[That's Yellow, right?

But it doesn't... Well, it does look like her, but on the other hand...]

I guess I shouldn't be surprised to see some Rockets around, since Blue did come by...

[aintseennothin]

Rockets? Huh?

[YELLOW used BLUFF!]

[legalteammom]

[It was super effective!

There are separate universes... And (the other) Silver had Yellow and Blue weren't Rockets where he was from...

Crystal's still giving Yellow a suspicious look, but she'll let it slide.]

Sorry, I must be mistaking you for the one from my world.

[It never gets less crazy sounding.]

[aintseennothin]

Me... in Team Rocket? That's so horrible!

[legalteammom]

Green, Gold, and I are the only ones who aren't.

[aintseennothin]

...

[littletightdress]

[Best friend!]

[aintseennothin]

[Best friend! Yellow waves Blue over, c'mere! She's got a bag of candy to share.]

[littletightdress]

[Oh boy, candy. She'll hop on over and sliiide an arm around Yellow's shoulder.]

Someone's looking cute today! Hoping to catch someone's eye, Yellow?

[aintseennothin]

Already did! I gussied up, and when I saw myself in the mirror, my heart nearly broke! It was love at first sight.

[littletightdress]

Anyone else drop you a line? I wouldn't be surprised, with what you're sporting.

[aintseennothin]

Gold wanted to put my sunscreen on. I at least let him touch my back, but ugh.