IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[legendchaser]

Hmm... [Kris tucks some of her hair behind an ear, thinking on his proposition.] Are you sure that's wise?...

[Sea water probably isn't good for your bandages, mister...]

[illegalteendad]

Yeah, it's no problem at all! It'll be fun too.

[it really isn't good for his bandages]

[legendchaser]

Hmm. From personal experience, I know that isn't the case.

[illegalteendad]

What, the bandages? They're just for show mostly. I didn't think you'd be one to sink into the sea with wounds though, Crys.

[legendchaser]

Oh, well. Sometimes things just can't be helped, when it comes to research...

[illegalteendad]

Wow. What other crazy things have you done in the name of science? [since you're older and all]

[legendchaser]

Oh, well, since you're interested...

[Oh no, Gold. You have encountered the dreaded...

SCIENTIFIC BLAH BLAH BLAH]

[illegalteendad]

[oh no

oh nooooo

he tunes out everything but the interesting parts]

[legendchaser]

[But everything is exciting. Science is amazing.

Translation: there are interesting parts, sprinkled inside the blah blah blah. Research can be dangerous sometimes!]

[illegalteendad]

[in and out in and out

catching five percent of what she's saying

building small sand mounds otherwise

they're sand boobies]

[legendchaser]

... ... and that is, in summary, some of what I've done. [smilesmile

She's so happy that you let her talk science at you, Gold.]

[illegalteendad]

[-- oh she's done?

cool]

Sweet. I got a good idea, too. You go into the sea and I'll sit here and make you something from the sand.




[he just wants to watch her in the ocean yea so]

[legendchaser]

But- why would I do that? I would get my clothes wet...

[illegalteendad]

So take them off. It's hot anyway, right?

[gold doesn't have an issue with either option]

[legendchaser]

Oho. So that's your motive... [Kris is a little out-there, but she's far from gullible.]

I'm afraid that I'll have to deny your request. I don't undress for strangers...

[illegalteendad]

We're hardly strangers, Crys. I've known you for like ever. [kinda. a few years anyway.]

[legendchaser]

Oh, I'm sorry... you must be thinking of a different Crystal.

This is the first time that I have met "you." [The different iterations of selves throughout the multiverse is both fascinating to observe and confusing to keep straight.]

[illegalteendad]

Crystal's Crystal to me. You may be older than the Crys I know, but you're just as hard-working. Got it?

[legendchaser]

Hmhm. I think I see what you mean. [A pause.] But your request is still denied.