IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[semiductile]

[Spoilers: he doesn't

at all]

Yeah, you are. [If anything, with a Silver in Team Rocket? If something goes wrong, it might be easier for him to join than his own Gold.]

[illegalteendad]

So don't treat me the same. Want a pinkie promise?

[semiductile]

[...No. He shakes his head.

But he hesitantly holds out a fist. You know what to do, right Gold?]

[illegalteendad]

[yeah, of course

it's just kind of weird seeing silver wanting a fist bump

usually their fists are for beating each other up

this is not a threatening fist

you'll get yours, silver]

[semiductile]

[Yeah yeah okay

In the meantime, he is off. Can't handle not mopey Gold. Can't handle it.

[illegalteendad]

[what a weird guy

gold counts his krabby and decides to keep that brave one, scuttling with them sideways back to the beach

see you space cowboy]