IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[illegalteendad]

[huh

-- well it's only natural

they are best friends, after all]

Of course I'm fine! There's no reason to worry about me. [chuckling]

[legalteammom]

[she's going to peek over and stare at his bandages

really!!]

[illegalteendad]

[really!!!]

You've got too little faith in me, Crys. I'm hurt.

[legalteammom]

You're reckless.

[illegalteendad]

I always come out okay, don't I? So don't worry so much.

[do do do repaired those towers

onto the third]

[legalteammom]

Someone has to.

[holla holla got a sand dolla archway]

Besides, telling someone not to worry makes them worry more.

[illegalteendad]

I don't see why! Makes no sense...

[peeking over at your archway as he grumbles though

whoa]

Hey, that's nice lookin'! Keep up the good work.

[legalteammom]

It's just a bunch of empty shells, Gold. [And more are going to get added in a wave-pattern around the walls!!!]

[illegalteendad]

It's not what they are, but what you do with them! And you look like you're having fun with it.

[he leans back to keep building]

[legalteammom]

[Well.]

You act like I never have fun.

[illegalteendad]

You're like a lamp. Though I'd liked to see you more turned on than off.





[okAY NOPE BACK TO TOWER BUILDING HE SAID IT oh no oh god]

1/3

[legalteammom]

[Uh.]

[legalteammom]

[Uh??????]

[legalteammom]

That has nothing to do with what we were talking about.

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crys]

[illegalteendad]

... Seriously.

[whatever]

[legalteammom]

What?

[illegalteendad]

Nothin'. There's some starfish in there too if you wanna take a look.

[legalteammom]

You're so weird sometimes. Honestly.

[But she'll check it out. Hmmm. They'd look... so tacky.... but the star's kind of her motif...

She'll put them on the two towers she made. This isn't going to look stupid at all yes it is]

[illegalteendad]

[he snorts at where she puts them, but motions to the third tower that's done]

Go ahead and stick one on there too. I'll be done in a second and dig out the moat.

[legalteammom]

What do we need a moat for?

[she's complying though. do do do...]

[illegalteendad]

To keep out high tide, duh.

[legalteammom]

We're not going to come back here tomorrow, Gold.

[maybe]

It won't matter.

[illegalteendad]

[maybe]

Don't you want to preserve it for the next beach goers tomorrow? They might see and think it's impressive.

[legalteammom]

What if the biome resets every day?

[illegalteendad]

... That's stupid, Crys, why would it do that? To do all this work and for nothing... Man.