IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[semiductile]

I'm looking for the first one. [Mopey idiot. Definitely a mopey idiot.]

[aintseennothin]

Not here. Who're you?

[illegalteendad]

His partner. "Mopey idiot" doesn't sound like the kinda guy to get in a load of trouble though, are you sure?

[semiductile]

I'm a head grunt. So's he. We work as a pair. [He puts a hand on Gold's shoulder without a word directed at him- trust him on this one. ...Or don't. Gold has no reason to trust someone in Team Rocket.]

[aintseennothin]

Grunt, huh. Works out for the better, then.

[Can't have Silvers competing for the title of heir!]

You work under me. So does your... "partner", heh heh.

[illegalteendad]

[what's with the hand on the shoulder

... is this one of those "bro" things or "partner" things

is he supposed to trust silver

well, it's not like even his rocket heir silver ever lied to him or anything so okay]

So I'm guessin' the one on your shitlist is the Gold claiming to be an heir himself? Had a little trouble? [that's the only reason he can think someone would get on her major shitlist]

[semiductile]

[He nods in agreement- fine, he'll listen to Yellow, whatever- but he's curious about this other Gold too. What's his deal?

[aintseennothin]

No trouble, really. My cute charms make me impervious to harm.

[illegalteendad]

I bet he thought you were a joke and didn't want to waste time.

[see silver? he's not afraid of yellow]

[semiductile]

Are you sure? He sounds like a problem. [A problem with his best friend's face.

Definitely his least favorite kind of problem.]

[aintseennothin]

He is, but you won't mess with him unless I give the order. And you'll refer to me as the heir.

[illegalteendad]

He's pretty good with a knife, but he plays dirty and isn't against using Pokemon on people.

[semiductile]

Understood.

[Yellow, the heir?...

-Wait what--]

That's the only way to fight, Gold. [What did you expect dude]

[aintseennothin]

I'll be dealing with him when the time comes anyway. If he acts foul outside of Team Rocket, I give you permission to take him out, Gold. Since it'll ultimately protect the Silver you and I know, after all. I reclaimed my old title to keep him off the trail but that won't last long.

[She'll risk getting her throat slit by a knife or torn out by a Pokémon as long as it means her family stay safe! Now that's some loyalty!]

[illegalteendad]

[this is aside to silver also no its not you can fight without pokemon he knows that] If there's one thing you can count on from these guys, it's loyalty to their royal asses.

[and back to yellow] Thanks for the permission I don't need. It's not like you won't make him disappear if he gets a little stab happy.

[semiductile]

[Gold, you have no idea what kinds of things you can do to a person with a Sn...

Yellow why would you put yourself in danger for one of him

that's dumb

that's really stupid can't he take care of himself stop that there's no way he's that important-]

1/2

[aintseennothin]

If I make a move, ain't nobody gonna ever see him again.

[aintseennothin]

But until then I need to stay put. If I botch any attempts then he'll come at Team Rocket with more force.

[She clearly is not concerned about Gold interfering with the Rocket plan here.

Mostly because she's sure that Gold will support keeping boss Silver alive.]

[illegalteendad]

[she's totally right about that too

because he has yet to turn silver gay into a good guy to fight against team rocket]

See what I mean? Totally ruthless. She looks cute but she's got a mean streak as long as a Gyarados.

[semiductile]

[Ruth...less?]

...I forgot how soft you are.

[aintseennothin]

Hahahah! Ouch, Gold, need some ice for that burn?

[illegalteendad]

I didn't know you Rockets were such pussies if you think you can't take on one guy with a knife and some bad manners with as many as you've got here.

[semiductile]

There's a difference between taking someone on and making sure they disappear. Learn it.

[aintseennothin]

Heh, I've yet to meet a single Silver I didn't like. C'mere, I'll give you a key. Your grouchy sad Gold buddy needs you to escort him, though, he hasn't earned a key yet.

[She'll get up and go find a key for Silver!]

[illegalteendad]

I thought it was the same thing when it came to you guys. [ooh a key lucky you

seriously lucky you

can he have a key, yellow?]