IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[illegalteendad]

[oh

my

god]

Dude, you're the best! [reaches for it--]

[semiductile]

[Aaand it's held just outside of his reach.]

[illegalteendad]

[what]

Hey! Give it!

[semiductile]

Are you gonna send Krabro at me again?

[illegalteendad]

If you don't give me that popsicle, I'll make sure when you sleep that your skin's being pinched by an army of Krabby.

[semiductile]

You won't find me when I sleep.

[He whacks him on the head once with the popsicle before nonchalantly handing it over.]

[illegalteendad]

[he'll forgive him for that thwack because he knows silver's scared of pincers pinching


and popsicle

aw man do not mind if he enjoys that rn]

That's because you don't sleep, right? I'll make sure you do.

[semiductile]

That's not what I meant. [who do you think he is, savedover?]

[illegalteendad]

[you look exhausted don't hate a bro for being worried] Do you sleep hanging from the ceiling?

[semiductile]

You get one more guess.

[illegalteendad]

You're probably gonna stay in the base, right?

[semiductile]

Three strikes, you're out.

[illegalteendad]

[the grumpiest face ever

goddammit he thought he had you that time]

Shit, alright. Where're you staying to sleep? With your... partner?

[wink wonk???]

[semiductile]

[...He nods. Of course he's gonna sleep with his partner.

He's just unaware of what partner Gold's talking about.]

[illegalteendad]

[oooooooh ;) ;) ;)]

Man, that's gross. [who can never see him and silver hooking up?? not him] Well, if that's what makes a dude like you happy, I'm not gonna judge. I am pretty great.

[semiductile]

[...Wait, what?]

I'm talking about him. [A few fingers are pointed in Sneasel's direction.

Sneasel's judging you, Gold.]

[illegalteendad]

[yeah well

who cares about some dumb weasel--]

Whatever, whatever. How come I'm not gonna find you sleeping?

[semiductile]

If I didn't know how avoid being found, I'd either never get sleep or never wake up. [Being the heir sucks, news at 11]

[illegalteendad]

[just get a family to treat you like a precious baby] Man, your life's hard compared to the Silver I know. I'll find you one day.

[and then he'll draw dicks on his face

and send krabby at him]

[semiductile]

[I would but I'm busy being my family's doormat]

What's his deal, anyway? [Does he even want to know?...]

[illegalteendad]

[aw lame]

What, Silver's? What'd he do?

[semiductile]

He just sits in an office in a dumb cape?

[illegalteendad]

Yeah. It's not all his fault, I guess, since everyone treats him like he can't do anything but that. That office is his safezone. Which I like disrupting at every moment I can. The dumb cape's something I can't explain though.

[semiductile]

...So he's been with them all his life?

[illegalteendad]

You bet! As I said, family business type stuff. Any other questions about the caped crusader?