IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[semiductile]

[...You know what, he's not gonna ask. At least he'll bring a popsicle.

Maybe.]

[aintseennothin]

Alright, c'mon, Silver number two, let me show you around.

[semiductile]

[Nod. Alright, he'll follow her.

...But he looks a little uncomfortable.]

So why'd you join Team Rocket?

[aintseennothin]

Me? Grew up with it, same as you.

[semiductile]

...You what? [There's no way he heard that right. No way. Yellow, growing up in Team Rocket?]

[aintseennothin]

Would've been some forest orphan if I wasn't picked up. But nope, instead I grew up in Fuchsia.

[semiductile]

[Fuchsia? What's in Fuchsia?

He tilts his head as if that will ask the question for him.]

[aintseennothin]

Got a great dad and an awesome sister.

Ah, here we go. Here's the kitchen.

Don't get Gold a popsicle, he doesn't need it.

[semiductile]

[...Alright. He'll take a popsicle and have Sneasel keep it cool for later, then.]

[aintseennothin]

Hmm... guess I should at least show you to boss Silver.

[semiductile]

[Boss Silver...

...] I'll meet him eventually, won't I?

[aintseennothin]

[Better now, when she can stick you with something poisonous if you make a wrong move.]

No time like the present. C'mon.

[semiductile]

[...Alright, alright. He can't get out of it. Lead the way, Yellow.]

[aintseennothin]

[Knock knock on the door, boss!]

Yo! Got another grunt you need to see and approve, boss.

[illegalmarriage]

It's open. [He's just watching TV-

wait wait wait.]

Did you say grunt? [As in not another one of the five million executives running around?]

[aintseennothin]

Yep! Silver, meet Silver!

[illegalmarriage]

[...Excuse me, what was that-]

[semiductile]

[-What in the world are you wearing?]

[aintseennothin]

I'm pretty sure he's content where he is in the ranks. Aren't you, Silver #2?

[illegalmarriage]

[What.]

[semiductile]

You're not really wearing that thing, are you? [No hang on his sensibilities are offended]

[aintseennothin]

Psst, newbie, we don't talk about that.

[illegalmarriage]

There's nothing wrong with my uniform.

[semiductile]

Everything is wrong with that uniform. You look like a tool.

How does anyone take you seriously?

[aintseennothin]

[You'll get a kick in the shin, Silver #2!]