IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[legalteammom]

I thought you just said you didn't want a picnic.

[illegalteendad]

Not just a picnic. What, you think we're just gonna sit there and play nice with each other?

[legalteammom]

Fair enough.

[illegalteendad]

Cool. I'll see what I can do when the time's right.

[legalteammom]

Let me know when you've got our answer so I can get to work, I guess.

[illegalteendad]

No, no, plan it out first and I'll bring him in by the hair. There's nooo way he's gonna come easily. Oh, and have some icepacks on hand.

[legalteammom]

For the food, right? Not because you're going to force him to come with us.

[illegalteendad]

Yeah, sure for the food.

[legalteammom]

[...]

I'll turn a blind eye as long as you don't insist on regaling me with tales of how you stole the heir of Team Rocket.

[illegalteendad]

You'll be beggin' to hear them, but alright. I won't. The bloody noses might tell the story anyway.

[legalteammom]

So I'll bring bandages and extra tissue too. Got it.

[illegalteendad]

Bring an extra set because you're gonna dive with us.

[legalteammom]

Of course I am. Neither of you are going to catch any different-looking pokémon if you see them.

[











that's what you do when you spelunk right?]

[illegalteendad]

[pffft]

Oh Crys, you've got so much to learn. Spelunking ain't work, it's fun.

[legalteammom]

Catching pokémon is fun.

[illegalteendad]

Not the kinda catching you do, actin' like it's always a job instead of gettin' new partners.