IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[semiductile]

[Gold, you have no idea what kinds of things you can do to a person with a Sn...

Yellow why would you put yourself in danger for one of him

that's dumb

that's really stupid can't he take care of himself stop that there's no way he's that important-]

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[aintseennothin]

If I make a move, ain't nobody gonna ever see him again.

[aintseennothin]

But until then I need to stay put. If I botch any attempts then he'll come at Team Rocket with more force.

[She clearly is not concerned about Gold interfering with the Rocket plan here.

Mostly because she's sure that Gold will support keeping boss Silver alive.]

[illegalteendad]

[she's totally right about that too

because he has yet to turn silver gay into a good guy to fight against team rocket]

See what I mean? Totally ruthless. She looks cute but she's got a mean streak as long as a Gyarados.

[semiductile]

[Ruth...less?]

...I forgot how soft you are.

[aintseennothin]

Hahahah! Ouch, Gold, need some ice for that burn?

[illegalteendad]

I didn't know you Rockets were such pussies if you think you can't take on one guy with a knife and some bad manners with as many as you've got here.

[semiductile]

There's a difference between taking someone on and making sure they disappear. Learn it.

[aintseennothin]

Heh, I've yet to meet a single Silver I didn't like. C'mere, I'll give you a key. Your grouchy sad Gold buddy needs you to escort him, though, he hasn't earned a key yet.

[She'll get up and go find a key for Silver!]

[illegalteendad]

I thought it was the same thing when it came to you guys. [ooh a key lucky you

seriously lucky you

can he have a key, yellow?]

[semiductile]

There are some idiots that think the prior is good enough. There are others that just can't stomach it.

[A key to the base? Thanks, Yellow. He appreciates that.]

[aintseennothin]

[It doesn't unlock the executive or boss offices but it's got the other stuff!

No key for you. If you get a key it'll be from Silver.]

There's a lot of ways to shove your weight around, after all.

[illegalteendad]

[like he doesn't get into silver's office on a regular basis anyway]

So I'll be shovin' mine around and getting some popsicles. Show him around or something.

[popsicles and exploring the rest of these rooms]

[semiductile]

[...Gold getting popsicles in the Rocket base. Gold, water u doin.]

[aintseennothin]

Nope, Silver says he doesn't want you in here. You don't get to come in unless you've got a box of chocolates for him.

[Sorry, Gold!]

[illegalteendad]

[a box of chocolates? sheesh]

Oh jeez, he's getting demanding with his gifts these days. Be a pal and grab me a green one while you're taking the grand tour.

[semiductile]

[...You know what, he's not gonna ask. At least he'll bring a popsicle.

Maybe.]

[aintseennothin]

Alright, c'mon, Silver number two, let me show you around.

[semiductile]

[Nod. Alright, he'll follow her.

...But he looks a little uncomfortable.]

So why'd you join Team Rocket?

[aintseennothin]

Me? Grew up with it, same as you.

[semiductile]

...You what? [There's no way he heard that right. No way. Yellow, growing up in Team Rocket?]

[aintseennothin]

Would've been some forest orphan if I wasn't picked up. But nope, instead I grew up in Fuchsia.

[semiductile]

[Fuchsia? What's in Fuchsia?

He tilts his head as if that will ask the question for him.]

[aintseennothin]

Got a great dad and an awesome sister.

Ah, here we go. Here's the kitchen.

Don't get Gold a popsicle, he doesn't need it.

[semiductile]

[...Alright. He'll take a popsicle and have Sneasel keep it cool for later, then.]