IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[legalteammom]

["accidentally" kicks sand into your face as she stands up.]

You can make the other two towers while I decorate.

[illegalteendad]

[and his face is as easy to read as a book] Fiiine. They'll be the best damn towers you've ever seen!



Why's there driftwood in these? [pokin' and proddin' yours-- whops]

1/2

[legalteammom]

To stabilize the tow--





[Gold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[legalteammom]

So they wouldn't fall over like you just made them do!

[illegalteendad]

Oh, my bad.

[let him just rebuild them then]

[legalteammom]

It's -- fine. Thanks.

[She'll step outside of the walls and work on those then!! Make it really pretty ...]

[illegalteendad]

[yeah tower building!!!

yeah!!





ye... ah!!!!!

don't need no driftwood.........]

[legalteammom]

[crystal's exterior decorating is going swimmingly well

oh, speaking of swimming, there's some mantine!! abandon hope all ye who hope this castle to be finished, she's sitting closer to the ocean and making notes on how many there are in this pod.]

[illegalteendad]

[oh no]

And you tell me I get distracted easily! Where's your hard-working, serious self when I need it the most? [groaaaan]

[legalteammom]

Do you remember why I agreed to come onto the beach, Gold?

[illegalteendad]

... To hang out with your best friend?

[legalteammom]

It was to see which kinds of pokémon lived in this biome you've managed to invade.

[illegalteendad]

I thought you went lookin' for me in the first place.

[illegalteendad]

Whatever. You work hard like usual.

[legalteammom]

It wasn't to hang out with you. [Huff. She'll go back to working on the wall.] I wanted to make sure you were okay.

[illegalteendad]

[huh

-- well it's only natural

they are best friends, after all]

Of course I'm fine! There's no reason to worry about me. [chuckling]

[legalteammom]

[she's going to peek over and stare at his bandages

really!!]

[illegalteendad]

[really!!!]

You've got too little faith in me, Crys. I'm hurt.

[legalteammom]

You're reckless.

[illegalteendad]

I always come out okay, don't I? So don't worry so much.

[do do do repaired those towers

onto the third]

[legalteammom]

Someone has to.

[holla holla got a sand dolla archway]

Besides, telling someone not to worry makes them worry more.

[illegalteendad]

I don't see why! Makes no sense...

[peeking over at your archway as he grumbles though

whoa]

Hey, that's nice lookin'! Keep up the good work.

[legalteammom]

It's just a bunch of empty shells, Gold. [And more are going to get added in a wave-pattern around the walls!!!]

[illegalteendad]

It's not what they are, but what you do with them! And you look like you're having fun with it.

[he leans back to keep building]

[legalteammom]

[Well.]

You act like I never have fun.