IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[illegalmarriage]

[...Nope, nope, he's out, he's out of here, a guy like that is not allowed to just run around. To hell with that.

He brushes Blue and Gold aside and starts moving. The intent and frustration is clear.]

[illegalteendad]

[oh hell no

he knows blue's probably gonna wanna get silver first but gold's fine with grabbing at him and if that don't work he'll goddamn tackle him--]

Where the hell do you think you're goin' so fast?

[littletightdress]

[damn straight she wants to --

but gold can get him, she's going to plant herself in front of him to block his way.]

Right now?

[illegalmarriage]

Yes, right now. [Come on you two don't stop him just let him go-]

[illegalteendad]

[nope nope nope] No, not right now. I got too many cuts for you to even think about taking that bastard on.

[littletightdress]

Gold's [ugh] right. Besides, maybe he won't even show his face around here. No need to go looking for trouble when it's obvious this trouble's going to come looking for you at some point.

[illegalmarriage]

Don't look down on me. The fact that you can't handle something doesn't mean that I can't. [But it's Blue's words that stop him short. He tries to walk away again, but this time it's in a different direction.]

[illegalteendad]

[you'll be dragging gold with you if you go anywhere silver]

I'm not looking down on you, idiot, it's that you've got family here that'd be upset if you got hurt doing something stupid on your own! [he'd get upset too but that'd be better shown in actions and not gross dumb words--] Where're you going now?

[littletightdress]

Office?

[She's very hopeful about this. Very, very hopeful. He's safest there -- and then her and Yellow can get to business, once he's tucked behind a desk and busy with television and games.]

[illegalmarriage]

Office. [Away where he can tune out everything going on.]

[illegalteendad]

[okay he's (visibly) relaxing

but he'll give silver's arm a quick squeeze before letting go please don't notice it blue]

If you're gonna go after him yourself sometime, make sure you have back up - plans or people. That's all I'm sayin'. [because he knows silver can do it he's no pushover and he's a good battler there's no way he couldn't do it]

[littletightdress]

[Blue sees all shippin' it otp canon]

I'll come with you. [Not to make sure he's going to his office, of course.] I'm through with this whole... beach episode anyway, and I'm thirsty.

[illegalmarriage]

[...] Then hurry up and get better, Gold. We'll take him out.

[That said, he looks over to Blue and nods before starting to walk away again.]

[illegalteendad]

[well doesn't that just warm the cockles of his heart]

I'll give you a ring when I'm good. [he looks kind of disappointed to be left behind for a moment, but he's got sand with his name on it to lay back on]