IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[illegalteendad]

And they say persistence doesn't pay off.

[ok silver let's go find popsicles]

[semiductile]

Whatever you say.

[Because he's not in the mood to argue. Gold is stubborn. Better to give him what he wants and move on.]

[illegalteendad]

[how come it's every silver but his own that's learned that]

If it's a beach, it's gotta have a house or a lounge area. Like a tiki place. Otherwise, I know just the place to get some sweets.

[semiductile]

[You haven't reached that rank in your social link yet, sorry]

Why not just head to the latter?

[illegalteendad]

[they're married]

Because it'd require you to get a stupid costume on and I don't wanna run into Yellow with the wrong Silver.

[semiductile]

...Yellow?

[illegalteendad]

She's a high ranking Rocket in Silver's team. Total psycho. Likes to use poisons and is a pretty effective threat. I doubt she'd do anything as long as you're respectful, but I still don't wanna deal with her.

[semiductile]

[...Looks like no one can escape the grip of Team Rocket. He doesn't like this...

But now he wants to meet her. No, he needS to meet this Yellow. That's dangerous for his Gold.]

You're scared.

[illegalteendad]

[whoa

whoa

you did not just call him chicken]

She doesn't make empty threats, is what I'm saying. For someone that didn't want to stick around you sure wanna hang out... Wait here.

[semiductile]

[Gold you don't underst-

That... That sounds nothing like Yellow.

...But alright, he'll wait. ...For now, anyway.]

[illegalteendad]

[he's just getting changed so there's no bandages in sight okay

he'll be back soon]

Alright, let's go. Man I hope she's out right now. [gold used Follow Me]

[semiductile]

[...You know what, he's not gonna ask.

To the Rocket base!]

[illegalteendad]

[to the rocket base!

look at this chill as hell pool room]

[aintseennothin]

[Yellow was totally getting ready for the beach, but she had to get herself some pizza and sprite first. She wasn't sure whether or not being fond of Sprite was a giveaway, but might as well take care of it now! She's wearing a black bath robe that has the red R on it, regardless of how silly she looks with it, and she's got a plate with veggie supreme pizza on her lap and a sprite in her hand.

It's her venonat that notices an intruder, and shivers spores from its fur, chittering.]

Hmm? What's up, Venny?

[Glaaaance--well! Look who's all torn up!]

Gold, you know you're not allowed in here! Even if you want boss to kiss your boo-boos better.

[illegalteendad]

[what great luck]

I'm just gonna be in and out. We're [he and silver] getting popsicles.

[semiductile]

[Popsicles. Yep That's exactly what they're here for.]

Have you seen a Gold in Team Rocket? [Man Silver you really don't want to beat around the bush do you]

[aintseennothin]

Two of them. One of them is a mopey idiot and the other one is on my shit list.

[illegalteendad]

[damn dude slide into conversations]

So which one's yours? [to silver of course

is it the shit list one

he did mention trouble]

[semiductile]

I'm looking for the first one. [Mopey idiot. Definitely a mopey idiot.]

[aintseennothin]

Not here. Who're you?

[illegalteendad]

His partner. "Mopey idiot" doesn't sound like the kinda guy to get in a load of trouble though, are you sure?

[semiductile]

I'm a head grunt. So's he. We work as a pair. [He puts a hand on Gold's shoulder without a word directed at him- trust him on this one. ...Or don't. Gold has no reason to trust someone in Team Rocket.]

[aintseennothin]

Grunt, huh. Works out for the better, then.

[Can't have Silvers competing for the title of heir!]

You work under me. So does your... "partner", heh heh.

[illegalteendad]

[what's with the hand on the shoulder

... is this one of those "bro" things or "partner" things

is he supposed to trust silver

well, it's not like even his rocket heir silver ever lied to him or anything so okay]

So I'm guessin' the one on your shitlist is the Gold claiming to be an heir himself? Had a little trouble? [that's the only reason he can think someone would get on her major shitlist]

[semiductile]

[He nods in agreement- fine, he'll listen to Yellow, whatever- but he's curious about this other Gold too. What's his deal?