IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[aintseennothin]

[Knock knock on the door, boss!]

Yo! Got another grunt you need to see and approve, boss.

[illegalmarriage]

It's open. [He's just watching TV-

wait wait wait.]

Did you say grunt? [As in not another one of the five million executives running around?]

[aintseennothin]

Yep! Silver, meet Silver!

[illegalmarriage]

[...Excuse me, what was that-]

[semiductile]

[-What in the world are you wearing?]

[aintseennothin]

I'm pretty sure he's content where he is in the ranks. Aren't you, Silver #2?

[illegalmarriage]

[What.]

[semiductile]

You're not really wearing that thing, are you? [No hang on his sensibilities are offended]

[aintseennothin]

Psst, newbie, we don't talk about that.

[illegalmarriage]

There's nothing wrong with my uniform.

[semiductile]

Everything is wrong with that uniform. You look like a tool.

How does anyone take you seriously?

[aintseennothin]

[You'll get a kick in the shin, Silver #2!]

[illegalmarriage]

And you look like a-

[...Wait, wait, Yellow. No. That's okay. That's not necessary. He can fight his own fights.]

It's fine, Yellow.

[semiductile]

[Ow. He resists giving too much of a reaction, but it definitely gets him to shut up and go back to a straight face.]

[aintseennothin]

Anyway, I figured you'd like him registered and ready to receive orders.

[illegalmarriage]

[...] What's your deal? [While he's tried to be neutral and objective, there's been an influx of doubles that he just can't trust. This one seems okay, but...]

[semiductile]

...Team Rocket's all I have. [Is that a good enough answer? Technically, it's not false...]

[aintseennothin]

C'mon, boss, let's see some contract-fuu! Let's set the ground rules nice and clear!

[So that she can quickly punish him for disobedience!]

[illegalmarriage]

[...It's frustrating. It's frustrating to have Yellow hound him for an answer to some guy with his face that's irritating simply because of how composed he is. He's dealing with Yellow. He's dealing with some other him telling him what to do. The only complaints he's brought up are the usual comments about his outfit.

What kind of answer is that, anyway? Why's this Silver a grunt? Why can't he understand someone that's supposed to be him at all?]

You'll answer to Yellow and I first and foremost. If any orders you get from Crazy Steve, that girl with him, or Hairline contradict what we tell you to do, our orders take priority.

Understand?

[semiductile]

[...They don't trust him. If he acts out of line, he'll get punished for it. If Gold acts out of line, he'll get punished for it.

Should he claim loyalty to some other Silver? Should he walk away right now and pick his life back up where he left it later?...

...Gold would never be okay with that. Blue would never be okay with that.]

Understood. [Same thing, different faces. It doesn't really matter. At least he won't be hounded to take over an organization he isn't prepared to lead.]

[aintseennothin]

Great! Lucky for you, we don't have any missions other than recruitment and stabilization set up. So you can scuttle on outta here, go find that Gold of yours, and see if you can't get anyone else in!

As for me, I'm gonna dress up for the beach. Wanna come, boss?

[illegalmarriage]

[Yeah that's right just get out of his office he doesn't want to deal with-]

The beach?

[aintseennothin]

There's a beach! Your husband's the one guarding it, but he's being gross, putting his hands all over girls' bodies.

[semiductile]

[Yep he's out, time to find that other Gold again.]

[illegalteendad]

[handstands

he's doing handstands

he's also got a pyramid of krabby on his feet and clipping and clapping]

Okay guys, one more try. We've got the pyramid down so all we gotta do is launch you guys the next time that door opens and hopefully catch a Rocket on the nose.

[yeah this cannot go wrong]