IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[illegalteendad]

[for silver it might be

but fine have a headbutt]

We gotta talk.

[illegalmarriage]

I know. [Talk and fight at the same time okay

punch!]

[littletightdress]

[She needs a drink.

Something fruity and cool.

You two fight it out, she's grabbing a virgin sex on the beach.]

[illegalteendad]

[bring back some bandages

to cover the ones gold already has

and for his inevitable split lip]

Don't ever treat me like a brother.

[punch (off?)!]

[illegalmarriage]

[Yeah same he-

treat you like a]

What? [Why in Ho-oh's bright sky would he ever treat you like a brother ever]

[illegalteendad]

I met a you that considered me practically family. He wasn't easy to provoke and it was super weird. Pretty nice guy though. Hey, why do you like hero shows?

[SO MANY QUESTIONS

THIS IS NOT THE CONVERSATION THEY NEED RIGHT NOW]

[illegalmarriage]

[Why does he like...

...That... That actually gets him to stop fighting.

Because they look cool? Because they have robots?...]

[illegalteendad]

[cool then he'll just pin silver down]

Someone told me that it's because the world's not so black and white.

[illegalmarriage]

And a lot of someones named Gold have been running around in uniform.

Whether or not being a hero bites you in the ass, you're never allowed in Team Rocket.

[illegalteendad]

[look of disgust]

Yeah, no thanks. I've only met one of me that've been like that though and he was a sicko. [its where he got his bandages from uwu] I hope they're not ruining my cred.

[illegalmarriage]

There's some other Gold that gave up being a hero because something bad happened to Crys.

Don't be him. Ever.

[illegalteendad]

[... something bad happening to crys...

no, if anything he'd find out how did what and kick their ass]

You got my word. Have you been okay? That sicko I mentioned's out for your blood.

[illegalmarriage]

Already met him. I'm not too concerned. [silver no]

[illegalteendad]

[silver no

wait hold on let him sit beside you

yeah it's not gay anymore]

Yeah, well, he's serious about it. Just letting you know. [pause. what else. oh right.] Don't grow up.

[illegalmarriage]

[Thank you-]

What?

[illegalteendad]

[aauuughh laying back]

You get tall when you're older! Or maybe it's just that guy. Either way [point] don't grow up, okay? Unless I get taller than you. I'm pretty sure he was older.

[illegalmarriage]

...How much taller?

[illegalteendad]

Taller. [like hell he's telling you]

[illegalmarriage]

C'mon, tell me. [Taller]

1/2 keywords apply

[illegalteendad]

[oh no

that's an adorable smile

no no no

why can't he get you to smile like this usua




why does he care]

[illegalteendad]

Like, a head taller.

[illegalmarriage]

[Sneasel get out of his cape

get out of his cape and share his excitement a whole head taller he'll be like this much taller let him put a hand over his head yeah like right about here or maybe even taller than that-

smile smile

smile]

[illegalteendad]

[you know what

no

no no no

sand in your goddamn face get that smile off of it]

[illegalmarriage]

[Hey hey hey not in the face not in the eyes-

oh screw you ROUND TWO: FIGHT!]

[illegalteendad]

[THIS IS GOOD THIS IS NORMAL THERE'S NO WEIRDLY CUTE SMILES HERE JUST BLOOD

YES THIS IS GOOD]