IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[accidentalruenn]

We'll just make it inta a big ol' lake instead of a big dumb ocean.

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

[Dismissive handwave. Pssh PSSH he says!]

There's already a shortage of water. We don't need to make it worse, thanks.

Hmm... Tell you what: I'll see if I can arrange for you to have your own private island once we complete our goals.

[accidentalruenn]

That's downright sweet of ya! [For, you know, a sea-sucking mollusk.] Too bad I'd die before I let ya and yer dumb team win.