IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[illegalteendad]

So you're sayin' you never thought to ask why they wanted to do the opposite of you.

[deserthobo]

The reasons I have heard do not make any sense. This world does not need any more sea!

[illegalteendad]

And if there's too much, where're the Pokemon that already live in those parts of the sea gonna go?

[desserthobo]

It might be difficult at first, but I am sure they will find new homes in other places of the sea.

[illegalteendad]

That's not how it works, dude! They've got homes and families there, some of probably generations old. You gotta think about them too.

[deserthobo]

[Urk, the weak link in his argument... still, Dimitri shakes his head.]

I think that is sad- but, it is not that simple. If you spoke with Boss Maxie, you would understand.

[illegalteendad]

Nah. I'm not that interested in joining any causes but my own. If there's Pokemon in danger, I'm gonna be against it.

[deserthobo]

Well... I can respect that. I disagree with you, but that is a noble goal to have.