IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[illegalteendad]

Somethin' a little more... permanent.

[legalteammom]

[..................]

Like what?

[illegalteendad]

[shrug!]

I thought you would've had a good idea.

[legalteammom]

You made it sound like you did.

[illegalteendad]

There's not a ton to do at the beach that's permanent. Let's take sand and build something outside in the hallway.

[legalteammom]

Review what you just said and tell me what's wrong with it.

[illegalteendad]

I don't see you comin' up with a better plan.

[legalteammom]

You could always help me record the pokémon that live in... Oh, never mind, the imaginary sun is setting anyway. My Pokégear doesn't say it's that late though... I guess each biome has its own clock. [Hmmm.]

[illegalteendad]

Huh. That's pretty cool. [...] Oh, hey, guess what I found when I was walkin' on the beach, saving Chinchou and Staryu.

[legalteammom]

[Does she want to know.]

What?

[illegalteendad]

A bottle.

[see look]

[legalteammom]

[...and??]

[illegalteendad]

It's got a message in it! [shake shake shake!!]

[legalteammom]

What's it say?

[illegalteendad]

I haven't checked yet. [brb pulling open the cork with his teeth and trying to shake out the paper]

[legalteammom]

[Oh give her that. She'll stick her fingers in and take it out very carefully --

then gives both back to him. But she'll scoot closer so they can read it together.]

[illegalteendad]

[You will receive something important by the end of the month.]

... What is this, some crappy fortune? [bogus]

[legalteammom]

Isn't that what you were going to write? [A bad fortune, that is.] I wonder if it'll come true.

[illegalteendad]

Doubtful. Man, why couldn't it have been a "Help me!" or a number from a hot chick? [whatever he'll stick the paper back in and chuck it out to sea

it's gonna float back but you know]

[legalteammom]

It's just going to float back.

[...see? she'll pick it up and frown.]

I'll just hold onto it.

[illegalteendad]

If it comes true let's put something in it and toss it back.

[legalteammom]

No. [That's dangerous to the pokémon living in the biome.] It's just going to float back to another part of this same beach, Gold. It isn't going to find someone off in some other place.

[illegalteendad]

Fiiine, I'll just leave it in someone's [silver's] room with some cool message.

[legalteammom]

You mean Silver's?

[illegalteendad]

I'll scare him. Something spooky like "I know what you're worried about" or something like that.