IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[illegalteendad]

[he'll just help her out by taking the sunscreen and squirting it onto her legs






that was a mistake]

You, uh, can't blame a guy for taking his time, you know...

[littletightdress]

[ooh]

When he's not even facing a woman's greatest assets? [stretching forward smooth the sunscreen over her skin. long, lavish strokes for it. because legs are long.] I think I'm right to call Silver your boyfriend.

[illegalteendad]

[aw yeah, he's gonna enjoy this show as he pushes himself up a little more to watch]

What's that supposed to mean?

[littletightdress]

What's it sound like? Oh, right.

[putting on a show-- then "accidentally" putting some sunscreen in his eyes.]

You should put some on too, since you got burned pretty badly last time you were at the beach.

[illegalteendad]

Shit--

[rubbing it out of his eyes ugh wow ouch you bitch]

Yeah, thanks. [flat]

[littletightdress]

[stop looking at her like she's a piece of meat ready to be devoured then.]

Of course. Anything for Silver's little friend.

[illegalteendad]

[gold doesn't eat rotten food, sorry]

I seriously have a hard time believing that. He didn't catch a cold by walking around in that soaked costume of his, right?

[littletightdress]

[couldn't tell through all the shit he spews]

He was fine. I'll tell him you were worried about him when I see him, too, just so he knows how much you care.

[illegalteendad]

[pot talking about the black kettle]

I'm not worried about them! Why would I be, since you guys take too good of care of him? He would've been better in like, two days. I was just wondering. [the gentleman doth protest too much?] It's good he didn't though.

[littletightdress]

[it's pot calling the kettle black.]

The gentleman doth indeed protest too much. Were you that worried over our little Silver?

[illegalteendad]

[go away

and instead of replying, he'll just squirt sunscreen down her chest





that was a mistake]

[illegalmarriage]

[That was a mistake

Excuse me were you doing something because regardless Silver's tackling you over and punching you in the jaw]

[littletightdress]

[Oh my.

Entertainment while she finishes putting on her sunscreen? Thanks, boys.]

[illegalteendad]

[FUCKING WHO IS TH



OH IT'S SILVER HEY YEAH HE'S GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO THAN FIGHT WITH YOU SO

NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING screw you too blue]

Ow. Nice to see you too, sunshine.

[illegalmarriage]

Shut up and fight me. [Let him have a little normalcy would you

are you even his Gold

what's even going on anymore]

[littletightdress]

Now, boys, there's no need to fight. It's the beach, after all! You relax here.

[That's not too much of a weird concept

is it?]

[illegalteendad]

[for silver it might be

but fine have a headbutt]

We gotta talk.

[illegalmarriage]

I know. [Talk and fight at the same time okay

punch!]

[littletightdress]

[She needs a drink.

Something fruity and cool.

You two fight it out, she's grabbing a virgin sex on the beach.]

[illegalteendad]

[bring back some bandages

to cover the ones gold already has

and for his inevitable split lip]

Don't ever treat me like a brother.

[punch (off?)!]

[illegalmarriage]

[Yeah same he-

treat you like a]

What? [Why in Ho-oh's bright sky would he ever treat you like a brother ever]

[illegalteendad]

I met a you that considered me practically family. He wasn't easy to provoke and it was super weird. Pretty nice guy though. Hey, why do you like hero shows?

[SO MANY QUESTIONS

THIS IS NOT THE CONVERSATION THEY NEED RIGHT NOW]

[illegalmarriage]

[Why does he like...

...That... That actually gets him to stop fighting.

Because they look cool? Because they have robots?...]

[illegalteendad]

[cool then he'll just pin silver down]

Someone told me that it's because the world's not so black and white.

[illegalmarriage]

And a lot of someones named Gold have been running around in uniform.

Whether or not being a hero bites you in the ass, you're never allowed in Team Rocket.