IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[semiductile]

I was never ordered not to demolish the door.

[illegalteendad]

You're not serious, are you? He'd make me fix it.

[because if he's gonna hang around the base he's gonna do something useful obviously]

[semiductile]

[Are you gonna take that chance, Gold?]

[illegalteendad]

[...]

What do you think, Krabro?

[dude

go for it]

We're ready if you are.

[semiductile]

[Krabro?...

Well, he opens the door. As promised, water immediately rushes from it.

But the water comes from a Feraligatr, not a Gyarados.]

[illegalteendad]

[yeah he's a spunky lil thing--]

Shit! [soak to the booone krabro is good with that water and will pinch feraligatr

vicegrip!!!!]

[semiductile]

[Vicegrip!...

Good luck getting through Feraligatr's hide. He grabs Krabro, lifts him up, and snaps his jaws at him as an example of what he's messing with before handing him over to Gold.]

I don't want to fight you.

[illegalteendad]

[the krabby snaps his pincers at feraligatr menacingly]

Hey, he went in on his own. I just wanted to see if you'd really pull out something like that.

[krabro you're a good thing

maybe he'll keep you

yeah

he'll keep you]

[semiductile]

I was about to.

[But he holds a popsicle out for Gold to see.]

[illegalteendad]

[oh

my

god]

Dude, you're the best! [reaches for it--]

[semiductile]

[Aaand it's held just outside of his reach.]

[illegalteendad]

[what]

Hey! Give it!

[semiductile]

Are you gonna send Krabro at me again?

[illegalteendad]

If you don't give me that popsicle, I'll make sure when you sleep that your skin's being pinched by an army of Krabby.

[semiductile]

You won't find me when I sleep.

[He whacks him on the head once with the popsicle before nonchalantly handing it over.]

[illegalteendad]

[he'll forgive him for that thwack because he knows silver's scared of pincers pinching


and popsicle

aw man do not mind if he enjoys that rn]

That's because you don't sleep, right? I'll make sure you do.

[semiductile]

That's not what I meant. [who do you think he is, savedover?]

[illegalteendad]

[you look exhausted don't hate a bro for being worried] Do you sleep hanging from the ceiling?

[semiductile]

You get one more guess.

[illegalteendad]

You're probably gonna stay in the base, right?

[semiductile]

Three strikes, you're out.

[illegalteendad]

[the grumpiest face ever

goddammit he thought he had you that time]

Shit, alright. Where're you staying to sleep? With your... partner?

[wink wonk???]

[semiductile]

[...He nods. Of course he's gonna sleep with his partner.

He's just unaware of what partner Gold's talking about.]

[illegalteendad]

[oooooooh ;) ;) ;)]

Man, that's gross. [who can never see him and silver hooking up?? not him] Well, if that's what makes a dude like you happy, I'm not gonna judge. I am pretty great.

[semiductile]

[...Wait, what?]

I'm talking about him. [A few fingers are pointed in Sneasel's direction.

Sneasel's judging you, Gold.]