IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[oceanheiress]

Freeing? [That'll make her pause.] That kind of swimsuit wouldn't reduce drag... [And that's clearly what's important here.]

[illegalteendad]

... Yeah! So I'll find you something [sexy] and let's see how it goes. How about it?

[oceanheiress]

[. . .] I suppose I could compare times... but I'd have to swim a bit in this one, first.

[illegalteendad]

Go for it! I'll look for something meanwhile.

[... he'll guess her size too]

[oceanheiress]

Right. [Get out of here, pants, we don't need your kind where we're going! She'll make a nice, folded stack of her uniform and fetch her Pokéballs. Because she can't race without Carvii and Clampii! ... and, well, Poochii can just have fun.]

Clampii, just two lengths for now. Make a stream of bubbles at the end, okay? [While Clamperl meanders over to the "race" finish...] Carvii, no trying to scrape me. [Piranhamon snaps its jaws at that.] I mean it.

[Meanwhile, Poochyena has meandered down the beach and is picking a fight with a Krabby. ]

[illegalteendad]

[that's pretty impressive directing

and legs

yeah he'll go look for a two-piece for her while she's doing that. blue maybe? or sea-shell mmmm gotta be tight...

aibro the aipom is coming down from a palm tree to check out poochii though]

[oceanheiress]

[Manami is all business! (And all legs)]

[Poochii is snapping at a Krabby, then super backpedaling when it snaps at him. After a particularly quick retreat, he'll growl at Aibro, like- You wanna make something of it?]

[illegalteendad]

[aibro shakes his head!! oh no no he doesn't want to make anything

in fact, he wants to help poochii out

they'll take down the krabby together okay? on three and he'll back this pup up]

[oceanheiress]

[Teamwork?! ... it's so crazy it might work.]

[Ok, ok, on three!]

[illegalteendad]

[one... two...

three!!!





except aibro isn't gonna go]

[oceanheiress]

[Wow, rude!! Still, Poochii is young and gullible. He'll run into the fight and get a firm pinch on the bottom for his trouble. Auauauaua!]

[illegalteendad]

[hahahaha!!! aibro's cracking up, yeah, little paws on his chest as he grabs some wetter sand with his tailhand and tossing it at the krabby]