IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[illegalteendad]

[you'll be dragging gold with you if you go anywhere silver]

I'm not looking down on you, idiot, it's that you've got family here that'd be upset if you got hurt doing something stupid on your own! [he'd get upset too but that'd be better shown in actions and not gross dumb words--] Where're you going now?

[littletightdress]

Office?

[She's very hopeful about this. Very, very hopeful. He's safest there -- and then her and Yellow can get to business, once he's tucked behind a desk and busy with television and games.]

[illegalmarriage]

Office. [Away where he can tune out everything going on.]

[illegalteendad]

[okay he's (visibly) relaxing

but he'll give silver's arm a quick squeeze before letting go please don't notice it blue]

If you're gonna go after him yourself sometime, make sure you have back up - plans or people. That's all I'm sayin'. [because he knows silver can do it he's no pushover and he's a good battler there's no way he couldn't do it]

[littletightdress]

[Blue sees all shippin' it otp canon]

I'll come with you. [Not to make sure he's going to his office, of course.] I'm through with this whole... beach episode anyway, and I'm thirsty.

[illegalmarriage]

[...] Then hurry up and get better, Gold. We'll take him out.

[That said, he looks over to Blue and nods before starting to walk away again.]

[illegalteendad]

[well doesn't that just warm the cockles of his heart]

I'll give you a ring when I'm good. [he looks kind of disappointed to be left behind for a moment, but he's got sand with his name on it to lay back on]