IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[legalteammom]

You.

[illegalteendad]

I'd take you with me.

[legalteammom]

Then I wouldn't throw you in. [...yet.] I don't think I'd throw anything in. I wouldn't know what to say for a message in a bottle... And I wouldn't do dumb sounding fortunes like you.

[Maybe hello and an introduction. Correspondence by bottles. She smiles as

ah they came together. Their walls did.]

Oh, look. [hands touching that never happened aHAHa she's going to start on towers.]

[illegalteendad]

[-- oh

they touched hands haha ah that's nice]

Make sure they're tall. I'll be back!

[stepping over walls yeah look at his uh

"masterpieces"]

[legalteammom]

[you mean the worst sandcastle ever]

As tall as you, maybe... [What work. But she'll do it!!]

[illegalteendad]

[dododo picking up sand dollars and sea shells and stepping away from krabby holes dododo





is this a bottle

like for real is this a bottle oh god he's going to bring this back too]

[legalteammom]

[towers are hard to make whyyyyy

she has to finish at least one before gold comes back stg]

[illegalteendad]

[this beach has no litter on it

wow how nice

one chinchou, two chinchou, three chinchou... they shouldn't be so close to the shore so he'll just guide them back in with a stick

there you go buddies]

[legalteammom]

[okay okay she's got it she's

frick why'd you fall over

did she not make you right

HUFF... HUFF SHE'S GRABBING SOME NEARBY STICKS THAT'VE WASHED UP TO HELP HER MAKE IT SO IT

uh

won't fall over or collapse]

[illegalteendad]

[whoa is that a staryu

wow it's a staryu

hey lil buddy back into the ocean you go

ah yes it feels good to do a go





is that a babe in a bikini h e l l o]

[legalteammom]

[cool, tower made! three more to do.

just repeat what you did the first time, crystal.]

[illegalteendad]

[babe one didn't work out

babe two didn't work out

third time is the charm--]

[legalteammom]

[yes! two! two done!

time for a break. her arms are getting sore. just a little nap on the sand... in their castle...]

[illegalteendad]

[third is never the charm




but fourth is hello crys he'll fetch a bucket of wet sand just for you

to pour on you]

Taking a break already? And I've been hard at work!

[legalteammom]

Gold--!

[sitting up you rude little boy, how dare you. gosh she's.... covered in it......]

I built two towers! And I was just taking a break, since I've obviously made more progress than you!

[illegalteendad]

[yeah she's..... covered in it..........]

... Huh. Guess you have. [He tosses a bag of misc thing sin it, ranging from shells to sand dollars and the like.] Didja get any sand down your shirt?

[legalteammom]

[ooh, let her look through these]

You'd like that, wouldn't you. [but uh] No, this shirt's a pretty firm fit, so it's just on top of it.




[don't you fUCKIN COMMENT ON FIRM FITS]

[illegalteendad]

[HIS GRIN SAYS IT ALL, CRYS, HE'LL JUST SETTLE DOWN WITH IT AS HE EYES YOUR VERY NICE ASSETS] Looks like it.

[legalteammom]

["accidentally" kicks sand into your face as she stands up.]

You can make the other two towers while I decorate.

[illegalteendad]

[and his face is as easy to read as a book] Fiiine. They'll be the best damn towers you've ever seen!



Why's there driftwood in these? [pokin' and proddin' yours-- whops]

1/2

[legalteammom]

To stabilize the tow--





[Gold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[legalteammom]

So they wouldn't fall over like you just made them do!

[illegalteendad]

Oh, my bad.

[let him just rebuild them then]

[legalteammom]

It's -- fine. Thanks.

[She'll step outside of the walls and work on those then!! Make it really pretty ...]

[illegalteendad]

[yeah tower building!!!

yeah!!





ye... ah!!!!!

don't need no driftwood.........]