IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[accidentalruenn]

[YOUUUUUUUU]

Hey! Aqua!

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

[YOUUUUUUUU]

Oy- Magma girl! You're here too?!

[accidentalruenn]

[YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU]

Of course I am! Gotta keep an eye for ya sea lovin' dummies! What the heck're ya doin' here!?

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

[YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU]

Really? I would've thought you were here to ruin the beach party, or try to dig out the beach and fill the ocean with sand- something dumb like that.

[accidentalruenn]

[YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU]

That's downright impossible, ya nitwit! Especially without Groudon's help!

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

[YoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOUuUuUuUu]

Well I knew that! But your team seems crazy enough to try it anyway because all that fire might've fried your brains!

[accidentalruenn]

[YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu]

Well, excuse me for thinkin' yer dumb brain might've been replaced by a bunch of seaweed, since ya always seem like ya got water in those ears of yers!

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

[yooooooooUUUUUUUUUUUUU]

Our bodies are 70% water, if I didn't have water in my ears I'd be dead! Yet another reason why expanding the sea is more important than expanding land.

[accidentalruenn]

[YOuUouoUOUouoUOuoououUOUououuo]

And people live on the land, not in the sea, so that's why expandin' the land's more important than your dumb ocean!

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

[Wow gosh stop imitating me Sapphire. What do you have, rocks in your head?]

There's plenty of land for people already; rising the sea would be more beneficial. Even this artificial coast enhances the beauty of this place even if it isn't the real thing, and that's a small margin of what the sea can do.

[accidentalruenn]

Yeah, but knowin' you Aquas you'll let it get outta hand and everyone'll drown in it.

[iaccidentallyhoenn]

I beg to differ! You really think we'd bring back Kyogre without a plan first? We're an organized team- unlike you Magmas.

[accidentalruenn]

Just cos we let ourselves have freedom with our plans doesn't make us a complete mess! Unlike ya, I mean, cos yer all messed up in the head if ya think anyone'd want more water around the world!

[powerleveling]

[...

WHAT IS THIS.]

[accidentalruenn]

[WHO ARE YOU]

[powerleveling]

[SHE COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING]

[accidentalruenn]

[YOU ANSWER FIRST]

[powerleveling]

[THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS GIVE YOUR OWN NAME FIRST, GOSH.]

... I'm not entirely certain what I was expecting when I heard there were doubles running about, but this wasn't it.

Elena of Littleroot Town. And you are...?

[accidentalruenn]

Sapphire Birch. I'm from Littleroot too. And I'm no double, ya gotta be the double.

[powerleveling]

How strange, I don't recall the Professor mentioning having a daughter...

[Also she's trying so hard not to judge, but Team Magma... Hi, guess who's a protag from a Ruby playthrough.]

[accidentalruenn]

So yer Norman's kid? Yer like that stupid Aqua kid then. [He has a name, Sapphire. Saying it won't kill you.]

[powerleveling]

... Stupid Aqua kid?

[accidentalruenn]

[Don't make her say it why would y...]

Ruby.

[powerleveling]

Ruby... I'm afraid the name doesn't ring a bell. I'm an only child anyway. Strange how these various universes differ...

[accidentalruenn]

Good, hope it never does. He's a dummy and a stupid and fightin' fer the wrong thing.

[Who'd the heck want somethin' as dumb as the sea to be prominent??]