IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[aintseennothin]

Heh, I've yet to meet a single Silver I didn't like. C'mere, I'll give you a key. Your grouchy sad Gold buddy needs you to escort him, though, he hasn't earned a key yet.

[She'll get up and go find a key for Silver!]

[illegalteendad]

I thought it was the same thing when it came to you guys. [ooh a key lucky you

seriously lucky you

can he have a key, yellow?]

[semiductile]

There are some idiots that think the prior is good enough. There are others that just can't stomach it.

[A key to the base? Thanks, Yellow. He appreciates that.]

[aintseennothin]

[It doesn't unlock the executive or boss offices but it's got the other stuff!

No key for you. If you get a key it'll be from Silver.]

There's a lot of ways to shove your weight around, after all.

[illegalteendad]

[like he doesn't get into silver's office on a regular basis anyway]

So I'll be shovin' mine around and getting some popsicles. Show him around or something.

[popsicles and exploring the rest of these rooms]

[semiductile]

[...Gold getting popsicles in the Rocket base. Gold, water u doin.]

[aintseennothin]

Nope, Silver says he doesn't want you in here. You don't get to come in unless you've got a box of chocolates for him.

[Sorry, Gold!]

[illegalteendad]

[a box of chocolates? sheesh]

Oh jeez, he's getting demanding with his gifts these days. Be a pal and grab me a green one while you're taking the grand tour.

[semiductile]

[...You know what, he's not gonna ask. At least he'll bring a popsicle.

Maybe.]

[aintseennothin]

Alright, c'mon, Silver number two, let me show you around.

[semiductile]

[Nod. Alright, he'll follow her.

...But he looks a little uncomfortable.]

So why'd you join Team Rocket?

[aintseennothin]

Me? Grew up with it, same as you.

[semiductile]

...You what? [There's no way he heard that right. No way. Yellow, growing up in Team Rocket?]

[aintseennothin]

Would've been some forest orphan if I wasn't picked up. But nope, instead I grew up in Fuchsia.

[semiductile]

[Fuchsia? What's in Fuchsia?

He tilts his head as if that will ask the question for him.]

[aintseennothin]

Got a great dad and an awesome sister.

Ah, here we go. Here's the kitchen.

Don't get Gold a popsicle, he doesn't need it.

[semiductile]

[...Alright. He'll take a popsicle and have Sneasel keep it cool for later, then.]

[aintseennothin]

Hmm... guess I should at least show you to boss Silver.

[semiductile]

[Boss Silver...

...] I'll meet him eventually, won't I?

[aintseennothin]

[Better now, when she can stick you with something poisonous if you make a wrong move.]

No time like the present. C'mon.

[semiductile]

[...Alright, alright. He can't get out of it. Lead the way, Yellow.]

[aintseennothin]

[Knock knock on the door, boss!]

Yo! Got another grunt you need to see and approve, boss.

[illegalmarriage]

It's open. [He's just watching TV-

wait wait wait.]

Did you say grunt? [As in not another one of the five million executives running around?]

[aintseennothin]

Yep! Silver, meet Silver!

[illegalmarriage]

[...Excuse me, what was that-]