IIIIII I WANNA SOAK UP THE SUUUN I WANNA TELL EVERYOOONE TO LIGHTEN UUUUP

[illegalteendad]

[the beach

babes

bathing suits

ocean

sun and sand

these are things that gold loves and he is enjoying this beach biome to the max

except there's no babes really unless they're diving in the goddamn sea like mermaids so he's standing outside the door to the biome, sandy up to his knees and in his hair and are those bandages they sure are don't pay them no mind]

Hey, wanna go for a swim? There's pizza inside.

[yes he is talking to you

whether you're a hot babe or not WHAT'S A BEACH BASH WITHOUT PEOPLE

there may or may not actually be pizza inside please threadjack and mingle people]

Comments

[illegalteendad]

[-- oh shoot she's mad

and she looks to be a violent mad if her fist's anything to go by

does he do it

does he provoke]

Sorry, your lack of a chest fooled me.

[shoujospirit]

Pepper? [Her Meganium sighs and cranes his head down. He already knows what she's going to ask...] Hold my hat.

[Without any further preamble, Kotone plops her hat on Pepper's head. SHE'S GONNA WRECK IT.]

[illegalteendad]

[oooh she's

she's serious huh

okay that's fine that's okay she's a girl what could she possibly--



okay no looking at the girls he knows there's a ton of things she can do crud]

[shoujospirit]

[Kotone is completely serious about throwing down for the dignity of cute, older, and flat-chested girls everywhere by socking Gold in the jaw. IT'S SCUFFLE TIME!]

[illegalteendad]

[WHY DO GIRL PUNCHES HURT MORE THAN SILVER PUNCHES THAT'S NOT FAIR GIRL PUNCHES HUUUURT

okay no he's totally not against hitting her back YOU GET WHAT YOU GET GIRL THOUGH THAT TOOTH IS COMING OUT]

[shoujospirit]

[Because Silver could never, ever match the righteous fury of a cute girl.

Kotone takes the hit like the Champion that she literally is. Bruises aren't cute-- they're a badge of honor!

You know what, Gold? It's time for you to come down to her level. Foe KOTONE used TACKLE!]

[illegalteendad]

[AND HE'S DOOOWN

GOLD used FLAIL!]

[shoujospirit]

[Ugh! Critical hit to the nose! But a bloody nose won't stop Kotone. She is determined to try and get Gold in a headlock one way or the other, despite her diminutive size.]

[dokidoki4kotone]

[Boyfriend!Silver to the rescue! Or rather, damage control. He grabs Kotone by the waist and tries to haul her up and off of this not-as-fabulous-as-normal Hibiki.]

Kotone, stop it, leave the guy alone!

[illegalteendad]

[OH GOSH HIS SAVIOR IS





SILVER

FUCK]

Yeah, leave me alone! I'm only speakin' the truth! [stop gold stop]

[shoujospirit]

Oooh! Let go of me! He deserves it! [Kotone squirms in Silver's grasp, not fully realizing that he's her Silver and not just some ginger-come-lately.] The size of a girl's chest doesn't determine her age, jerk!

[Gold might be out of her range... but she can that doesn't mean she can't kick sand at him.]

[dokidoki4kotone]

You're talking about my girlfriend's chest??

[Oh no. No, Kotone, he's sort of plopping you aside and shaking his fist at Gold.]

I don't know who you're supposed to be, but you're only inciting her wrath! And asking for trouble from me, too!

1/3

[illegalteendad]

[sand is noted and he's definitely hiding his eyes from that]

Name's Gold of New Bark!




[HOLD UP]

[illegalteendad]

Did you say... your girlfriend?

[illegalteendad]

[pffftHAHAHAA

SILVER HAVING A GIRLFRIEND

HAHAHAHAHA

OH MAN THAT'S THE BEST JOKE HE'S HEARD IN A WHILE

SORRY GUYS, HE'S CRACKING UP ON THE SAND]

[shoujospirit]

[Kotone lands butt-first in the sand. Her pigtails are mussed from the scuffle, one of her stockings is loose, and she has a bloody nose.]

Ow! Don't drop me so suddenly! And stop getting in my way when I'm winning! [She'll deal with you later, boyfriend. She turns on Gold, her expression a mixture of hot embarrassment and fury] Shut up!

[dokidoki4kotone]

Quit laughing! And I've never seen you in New Bark!

[illegalteendad]

[can't stop won't stop it's too funny

in fact every time he tries to speak he just sees the looks on their faces and busts out laughing again

please kick him]

[shoujospirit]

[Sadly, Gold is out of direct range.









So Kotone will just throw a handful of sand at his face.]

[dokidoki4kotone]

[Silver glares, turning red-faced with indignation.]

Quit laughing, you weakling!

[That doesn't mean his words aren't venomous, though! But he's standing next to a cutesy girl, so...]

[illegalteendad]

[lucky for them when he tries blocking his face from that sand he ends up choking on it

at least he stopped laughing!!]

Sh-shit. [COUGH COUGH strangled voice] This is too damn priceless to die knowing...! How long? How long've you had a--

[pfffffffft] Girlfriend?

[shoujospirit]

That's none of your business! Ugh!

[dokidoki4kotone]

Choke on it, "Gold"!

[COME ON GIRLFRIEND let him drag you away from this jerkface]

Let's go, Kotone.

[illegalteendad]

Don't have too much sex on the beach! There're kids around here, too!

[but the thought of silver doing anything intimate with anyone pfffftpwHAAHAHA]

[shoujospirit]

I will break your nose! [Kotone shouts, impotently, as she is dragged away.]